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funeral!

FatB · 2002-02-15 16:37:45

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor had finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone had said their goodbyes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners…

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15-02-2002 5:37pm

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FatB

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A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor had finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone had said their goodbyes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.
"What?s so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynaecologist."

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