A little Quiz ( U may of heard these b4)

Neil3030

> > 1) WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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> > ANSWER:- BREAD....
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> > IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX
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> > IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2
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> > Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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> > ANSWER:- "WATER"
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> > IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT
> > QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU NEED
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> > HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
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> > IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
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> > Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF
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> > BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE
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> > OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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> > ANSWER:- "GLASS"
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> > IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE
> > READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
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> > IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4
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> > Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRY
> > GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALISING THAT THE LAST
> > REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT
> > UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK
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> > IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST
> > GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD YOU BURY
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> > SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?
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> > ANSWER:- YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
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> > IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER
> FLY,
> > YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
> > IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5.
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> > Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE
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> > ANSWER:- "1 DEGREE"
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> > IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE ANSWER, MAY I
> > CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, DO
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> > IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION
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> > Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR**


YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES).


IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS,


IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON,


IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON,


IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF,16 PEOPLE GET ON,


IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON,


IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON


THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVE BUS DEPOT.....


WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER WITHOUT LOOKING BACK?
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> > ANSWER:-"YOUR NAME". YOU ARE THE DRIVER, REMEMBER?