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blonde joke!!!

FatB · 2002-02-18 18:56:17

A State Trooper pulls over a swerving car on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am," he says, "is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replies: "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I…

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18-02-2002 7:56pm

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FatB

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A State Trooper pulls over a swerving car on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am," he says, "is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replies: "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, tapping the blonde's windsheild, "that's your air freshener."

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#2 19-02-2002 11:27am
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HA HA HA HA....... ****ing great.

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#3 19-02-2002 2:55pm
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A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang.
It was her husband, urgently warning her,"Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's f*ck*ng hundreds of them!"

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