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  • 18-02-2002 8:00pm
    #1
    FatB
    Registered Users Posts: 631 ✭✭✭


    A gorilla is walking through the jungle. He parts the bushes by the watering hole and sees a lion taking a drink of water with his butt sticking up in the air. So the gorilla thinks to himself: "Wouldn't it be funny if I snuck up behind the "King of the jungle" and slipped him the old sausage?"
    So the gorilla sneaks up behind the lion, grabs him by the hips, and starts pumping him in the butt as hard as he can. Then he pulls out and runs away, laughing his ass off.
    The lion, however, doesn't think it's so funny. He lets out a mighty roar and takes off after the gorilla. Now, the gorilla can't run very fast and the lion is catching up with him, so he ducks into a campsite, pulls some safari duds off the clothesline, puts them on, picks up a newspaper and sits down by the fire, holding the paper up to hide his face.
    Just then, the lion comes busting through the jungle.
    "HEY, YOU!" he says, "DID YOU JUST SEE A BIG GORILLA COME RUNNING THROUGH HERE?"
    The gorilla starts shaking behing the paper. "Um... d-do you mean the one that just s-screwed you in the a-a-ass?"
    The lion sits up with a start and says: "Jeez! It's in the ****ing newspapers already?"


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