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FatB · 2002-02-18 19:06:12

A woman takes a man home one night. When they get to her apartment, she suggests that they try a 69. "What do you mean?" he asks. Not knowing quite how to explain, she says: "you put your head between my legs and I'll put my head between your legs!" Unsure but willing, he agrees. Unfortunately, as soon as he gets his head…

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18-02-2002 8:06pm

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FatB

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A woman takes a man home one night. When they get to her apartment, she suggests that they try a 69.
"What do you mean?" he asks.
Not knowing quite how to explain, she says: "you put your head between my legs and I'll put my head between your legs!"
Unsure but willing, he agrees. Unfortunately, as soon as he gets his head between her legs, she lets rip with a horrible, ghastly, rotten-egg type of fart.
"What the hell was that all about?!?" the man gasps.
"Oops! I'm so sorry! Let's try again" she replies.
But the man, who by this time is already dressed and half-way out the door, replies: "If you think I'm sticking around for 68 more of those, you're out of your fúcking mind!"

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#2 18-02-2002 8:07pm
Yosemite Sam

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yum yum!!

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#3 18-02-2002 8:50pm
BlackMagic

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thats sick

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#4 19-02-2002 11:41am
Lump

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I can believe the man farting....... but surely women don fart do they??

John

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