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  • 19-02-2002 12:35pm
    #1
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭


    A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
    Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
    would transfer-by kinetic energy?
    a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
    He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were
    both very much in favor of it. The doctor initially set the
    pain-transfer level to
    10 percent, saying that was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
    But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and
    asked the
    doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor
    then adjusted
    the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was
    still feeling fine.
    The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
    At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The
    husband
    continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
    helping out the wife considerably, he husband encouraged the doctor to
    transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a
    healthy baby with
    virtually no pain.
    She and her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.


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