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The Wife

Beruthiel · 2002-02-19 13:56:16

I like this one!! :D The wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs,out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his pen*s in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she…

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19-02-2002 2:56pm

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Beruthiel

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I like this one!!

The wife came home just in time to find her
husband in bed with another
woman. With super-human strength borne of fury,
she dragged him down the
stairs,out the back door, and into the tool shed
in the back yard and
put his pen*s in a vice. She then secured it
tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed,

"Stop! Stop! You're not going to....

"The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye put
the saw in her husband's hand and said

"Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do
whatever you have to."

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#2 19-02-2002 3:05pm
Lump

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Old but still good.

John

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#3 19-02-2002 3:10pm
The_Bullman

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whats that saying again? oh yeah.

Hell hath no fury like a women scorned

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