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  • 21-02-2002 11:22am
    #1
    GoneShootin
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    A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

    1 bar of soap
    1 toothbrush
    1 loaf of bread
    1 pint of milk
    1 apple
    1 banana
    1 orange
    1 plum
    1 peach
    1 grapefruit
    1 tomato
    1 cabbage
    1 baking potato
    1 Kraft single
    1 samoosa
    1 vegetable pakora
    1 muesli bar
    1 pie
    1 single serving of cereal
    1 single frozen dinner
    1 single frozen pizza

    The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says,
    "Single, huh?"
    The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,
    'How'd you guess?'

    He says,

    'Because you're ugly.'


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