Worst Films EVER!

Ph3n0m

Well come on then what is the worst film you have ever sat through (and I do mean from start to finish, you cant use one that you switched off after 5 minutes)

Mine is a dire little film starring Stallone and it was called

Over The Top - a movie about arm wrestling - oh lordy!!!!!!!!!

azezil

Flintstones..........oh god the horror

ayatollah

dracula dead and loving it - my god one of the biggest waste of film ever not one funny scene in the whole thing!!!

Krusty_Clown

The Saint - Val Kilmer.
Didn't think movies could actually be this bad..

Second worst: Bedazzled - Brendan Fraser & Elizabeth Hurley

koneko

Toys (Robin Williams)
Hudson Hawk (oh GOD that was bad)
Glitter (not only is Mariah Carey the most annoying person in the world, she also can't act for sh!t)
Police Academy, the Moscow one...

Jaden

Last Man Standing - Worst Ever.

Most of the cinema was asleep when I watched it.



The Saint , a classic, I loved it. Down with muppets who didn't.

Yerac

End of Days, arnie vs the devil. Not even Gabriel Byrne could save it. Just so bad. Usual Arnie stuff, only down a level, gets beaten up by about2 0 guys, then crucified over night, but he's up in time to fight the devil the next day. Just such a bad story really.
And since it was on TV3 last night Alien Resurrection was terrible too.

Rolo Tomasi

Without a doubt - "The Talented Mr. Ripley"

I actually lost the will to live watching that film. It felt like it was about 4 hours long.

Samson

Twin Town, total rubbish, hated it.

EvilGeorge

S P I C E W O R L D - this should never have been made.

Acidflash

gods and monsters, complete s**te

xern

Magnolia, what hell was that about??

what a load of crap. when it started raining frogs it became a complete farce.

Ph3n0m

hey i just thought of another one


buffy the vampire slayer - with luke perry (swoon........lol)

Enygma

Delta Force 2 - starring everyone's brother. Chuck Norris' brother, Sean Penn's brother and Michael Douglas' brother.

Worst movie ever, so badly done it's actually quite entertaining

EvilGeorge

I seen that one on DVD so I bought it thinking "wow the original" well they were my last thoughts before I tugged the trigger on the shot gun.....

seamus

Godzilla

Bard

"Species 2" was a muck filled mucky pile of muck, so it was. There are very few films that actually made me get up and walk out of the cinema half way through, but I did for that.

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... but what about "Plan 9 from Outer Space" and Ed Wood's other awful creations?

sixpack's little hat

"Batman and Robin"

need i say anymore...

azezil

The truth about demons ... i think that was the name of it, anyway it was awful!

Lex_Diamonds

'Nuff Said

Dave

'Hackers'

I won't waste space typing about how bad it is.

flyz

Spawn

Fast and Furious

dccarm

To my eternal shame, I made it to the the end of Carry on Columbus.

Boston

this is hard, ive seen some pretty piss poor films in my time, but i believe it need to be more then just piss poor, it needs to have had the chance at greatness but have brown.

titanic,
judge dread
star trek insurrection

Spunog UIE

how can you all put down classics like hackers HUDSON HAWK i mean thats legendary.

police academy the moscow one had the foxiest girlie in it. ahhhh i dunno.

Now titantic sucked alrighty.
Hannibal suxed.
oh and the film i hated most that i can think of right now was Black Hawk Down. nothin i enjoyed in that film at all. Just stupid.

Mark

I did not watch all of it sorry, but I feel it has to be here.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, truly the scariest film ever made. And its not even a horror movie

Makaveli

the new planet of the apes my god that was so ****
shakespeare in love, I think it was the first time I fell asleep in the cinema
there are loads more I just cant think of them
oh anything with Hulk Hogan eg Mr Nanny and Suburban Commando (Is that what it's called?)

Goodshape

Godzilla; about as enjoyable as testicular cancer.

The actual worst film I have ever seen though, is R.O.T.O.R. - but it's saved due to the fact that its so sh!t, its actualy quite funny.

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by azezil
The truth about demons ... i think that was the name of it, anyway it was awful!

HEY! That was good!

Anyway, as for my vote(s)...


Species 2 was indeed a pile of ****e.
Judge Dredd was terrible... The real Dredd would've just shot that ****ing annoying Rob Schnieder character.
And why has nobody mentioned The Phatnom Menace yet?

_CreeD_

Missions to Mars
TwinTown

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by _CreeD_
Missions to Mars

Oh, that was indeed one of the worst films I've ever seen!

Clinical Waste

Moulin Rouge, without a doubt, worst film of 2001.

BlackMagic

worst film ever..................

has to by the saint , or the story of ghandi

nice pic btw lex

ykt0di9url7bc3

the mosquito coast

Bard

Originally posted by Gideon
how can you all put down classics like hackers HUDSON HAWK i mean thats legendary.

~~~ "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh would you like to swing on a starrrrrrrrr????????" ~~~

classic stuff indeed

chunk 3:16

street fighter
the second mortal kombat film
batman and robin
bats (with lou diamond phillips)
mission to moscow
the film where sly stallone is country western singer
kazaam
dungeons and dragons

and fellowship of the ring (only arseing about)

oh yeah and R.O.T.O.R is a classic
everything from the painted on beard to
dynamite rope its fantastic.

Irish_Ranger_IR

Freddie Got Fingered by Tom Green......

My GOD..............................................................

Also ah can't be arsed

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by chunk 3:16
and fellowship of the ring (only arseing about)

OI! Watch it, you!

Spunog UIE

Originally posted by chunk 3:16

the second mortal kombat film

there was a second 1?!?!? was it a straight to video job dont' ever remember that.

Makaveli

Mars Attacks, I hated this film so much too

SantaHoe

Event Horison
Boooo!

Illkillya

from dusk till dawn
and anything they showed on tv3 during its first year.

Panda

Wasnt bothered to read the whole post, but 3 ninjas deserve a mention.

As for films on tv3 that area advertised as "based on a true story" steer the hell away.
You'd be better off watching chuck norris advertise the latest break-through in fitnness machines.

Kulgan

how can ye forget The Postman , a classic

Does keep ye laughin tho

halfab

What about vanilla sky ?? that film ended about 3 times before it was over..




halfab

Hope i'm not setting myself up for a virtual kick up the hole, but why is the Postman so crap?
I never saw it (not brave enough to rent it after the reviews! ), it must be dire for all the world to rate it as such! yeah that would make sense...!

Acidflash

Brother, it was one of those film four productions, absolutely brutal

binman

Anyone ever seen "Fighters of Virtue" ?
Words cant describe how awesomely dire it was, be it for kids or not.

Kolodny

Escape from LA.
Batman and Robin.

fell asleep about 15 mins into both.

Clintons Cat

Urban Menace starring Snoop Dog and some flabby ex-wrestlers types named big pun and fat jo(K)e.
Very very bad indeed.

Asok

some piece of crap called navy seals or something was pure and utter bollocks also Cast away that just sent me right off to sleep