Worst Films EVER!

Mistakill · 02-03-2002 3:58pm

Perfect storm.
George Cloony cant play an emotionally deep character.

Johnny Gomez · 02-03-2002 5:37pm

Worst film ever for me has got to be Battlefield Earth.I mean c'mon!

Kali · 02-03-2002 6:24pm

worst films ever:

well theres plenty of b-movies worse than this lot, but a few movies i have watched and have hated.. a lot:

vampire in brooklyn
the fifth element
girl 6
the jackal
the crow, city of angels
dusk till dawn 2
the turn of the screw
sleepy hollow

thing the worst best film of all time has got to be "plan 9 from outer space" though. nothing comes close in cheapness and lack of anything substantial in the way of acting/directing/props/etc.

Supercell · 03-03-2002 6:43am

LOTR

Karl Hungus · 03-03-2002 2:39pm

Originally posted by Longfield
LOTR

Shut up, you little scrote!

[Edit]

I know this counts for **** really, but: http://us.imdb.com/top_250_films

Just out of spite.

Wook · 04-03-2002 9:08am

'Fire walk with me' Twin peaks,
Never saw the series so this movie was soooooo annoying!
damn girlfriends always going for those stupid chick flicks!

Irish_Ranger_IR · 06-03-2002 2:29pm

Originally posted by Mistakill
Perfect storm.
George Cloony cant play an emotionally deep character.

He did play a deep character, how deep was it when the ship sunk?

Jaws 3D

OMFG

That was ****e..................

po0k · 06-03-2002 3:57pm

Twin Town was an excellent film. :mad:

Event horizon
any of those 'Escape from .....' movies
Event horizon
Birdcage
Those disney 'Big Big Movies' on RTE on the weekends. The horror.
Dusk Till Dawn.
Chick flicks in general.
Anything with hugh Grant or tom Cruise in it, cept Notting hill cos Julia Roberts is a bit of all-right and the welsh bloke was TEH FUNNEH.
Tomb Raider.
Don't go breaking my heart. Mistakenly went to the cinema to see this after getting the names mixed up with 'This years love'.
Some film with Samantha janus (another bit of alllright

) about a small rugby tem or some such. had neill Morissey in it too.
And a shower of other dross.

ToxicPaddy · 07-03-2002 5:08pm

Romeo and Juliet.. such a load of bo**ix

Was dragged to the cinema by my ex... to see it... she put a serious guilt trip on me about never going to see anything romantic with her...

and thats probably one of the reasons why she is my ex..

TwoShedsJackson · 07-03-2002 6:42pm

Man Bites Dog.

Raising Cain.

dccarm · 07-03-2002 6:48pm

Man Bites Dog

???

Frenzy · 09-03-2002 12:33am

anything with Jullia Roberts in it
She sucks big time

TwoShedsJackson · 09-03-2002 3:04am

Originally posted by dccarm

???

I'll watch anything once believe me, but this, repulsive drivel, badly written, pointless crap - the one video (of hundreds) I ever rented that I started reading a book while it was still on. Oh and of course let's not forget the genius of having white subtitles without a background on a black-&-white film :rolleyes:

Bard · 09-03-2002 5:54am

Originally posted by Castor Troy

I'll watch anything once believe me, but this, repulsive drivel, badly written, pointless crap - the one video (of hundreds) I ever rented that I started reading a book while it was still on. Oh and of course let's not forget the genius of having white subtitles without a background on a black-&-white film :rolleyes:

here here!

This movie (Man Bites Dog) made me physically sick.

Watch it and you might just see why. Don't watch it and you'll be better off.

My ex-girlfriends sister had just been brutally raped about two weeks before I saw it, btw... so that was fresh in my memory.

As a film, Man Bites Dog is a dire piece of inhuman shite, which should never have passed the censors... not because the censors should have made it X-Rated or banned, but because they should have made it their mission to have every single copy of it ever made burned to a crisp.

It's a god-awful piece of repugnant, disturbing, gut-wrenching filth which goes out to do nothing but disgust its audience and succeeds big-time in that venture. The writers, producers and actors in this "movie" should have been shot.

Twice.

TwoShedsJackson · 09-03-2002 3:24pm

Well I wouldn't go quite that far as I'm opposed to all censorship, but it was definitely the worst movie I ever saw

frankly · 09-03-2002 3:40pm

Worst movie Escape to Victory with Pele OMG

Originally by Bard

My ex-girlfriends sister had just been brutally raped about two weeks before I saw it, btw... so that was fresh in my memory.

The thread is about worst movies, is this neccessary?

Ciaran · 09-03-2002 4:59pm

Originally posted by Frenzy
anything with Jullia Roberts in it
She sucks big time

Bard · 10-03-2002 4:15pm

Originally posted by frankly

The thread is about worst movies, is this neccessary?

It puts into perspective just how painful the film was to watch.

If you'd seen it you'd understand.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 10-03-2002 4:42pm

Brother, it was one of those film four productions, absolutely brutal

brother is a cool film, very bloody

Elmo · 11-03-2002 1:36am

The Mexican
Josie and the Pussycats

their are no words to discribe the C R A P

Typedef · 11-03-2002 2:45am

Showdown in Little Tokyo
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0102915

6305161992.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

One's a warrior. One's a wise ass. They're two L.A. cops going after a gang of drug lords. Feet first.

DadaKopf · 11-03-2002 3:11am

What are you talking about? Man Bites Dog is an amazing film! It's really clever and funny - I'm sure it wasn't the best time to watch it there but it's really funny and genuinely interesting. It won all sorts of awards so it really can't be that bad can it? I'll have nothing bad said about that movie!

Edit: anyway, the worst film I've seen in a long long time is 'The Eiger Sanction' - it's so bad I've seen it three times!

TwoShedsJackson · 11-03-2002 12:15pm

You thought it was 'really clever & funny', I thought it was a load of $hite. So that's that settled then.

DadaKopf · 11-03-2002 8:13pm

Yup

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Mistakill · 12-03-2002 4:00pm

If you ever need a good sedative watch Little Women

Missy · 13-03-2002 12:14am

who actually killed ur man in american beauty??

DeadBankClerk · 13-03-2002 12:27am

keiser sosé

wee man · 13-03-2002 2:54pm

The worst film ever made was legaly blonde, I had to watch the
full film with my girlfriend. I mean common who cares if a blonde
goes to law school, big deal.:o :rolleyes:

Karl Hungus · 13-03-2002 8:17pm

GET OFF MY AVATAR WEE MAN!!!

Kali · 13-03-2002 9:55pm

Originally posted by Typedef
Showdown in Little Tokyo
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0102915

One's a warrior. One's a wise ass. They're two L.A. cops going after a gang of drug lords. Feet first.

haha on last night on rte1 .. classicly crap.
OH NO ITS DOLPH LUNDGREN!

Spunog UIE · 13-03-2002 10:56pm

Originally posted by Missy
who actually killed ur man in american beauty??

This person:

the guys father who lived next door. He was gay and thought the other lad was too due to the jogging bits with the gay couple and that damn funny bit where the kid is rolling up a joint and he is lookin at them through the windows. damn i'm crap with characters names in films. but eh. think its clear enough. ya know ur man! killed the other lad who was the fater of your one who went out with the kid next door with the camera, ya knowwwwwww!

Missy · 13-03-2002 11:16pm

ahhh, i see. it was him! i was ver puzzled after watching that, thank you for clearing it up for me.:)

Frenzy · 17-03-2002 5:50pm

STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT

Re-live the magic here:

leejon · 17-03-2002 6:15pm

The biggest load of sjite was 'eyes wide shut' Tom Cruise and his 'ex, not only was the film terrible but the soundtrack actually made it worse!!!!!
utter BOLLOX!!!!

PiE · 17-03-2002 7:19pm

Blair Witch Project.

I went to see it about 2 months after it was released and it had been built up so much... bah.

TwoShedsJackson · 17-03-2002 7:24pm

Originally posted by Missy
ahhh, i see. it was him! i was ver puzzled after watching that, thank you for clearing it up for me.:)

So the shot of the person in question returning to their house, drenched in blood, didn't tip you off at all??

[-Morpheus-] · 18-03-2002 1:44pm

The worst film ever has to be "The Cube"
OMG i watched that from start to finishing waiting on something good to happen. When one of them finally gets out of this "cube" my tv screen went white then all the credits came up rofl

Saruman · 18-03-2002 1:47pm

May have been mentioned but so what.. Dungeons and Dragons scarred me for life it was so bad.. shudder....

Pepe LeFrits · 18-03-2002 5:51pm

Originally posted by Typedef
Showdown in Little Tokyo
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0102915

One's a warrior. One's a wise ass. They're two L.A. cops going after a gang of drug lords. Feet first.

No, that film rocked!

As did many of the films mentioned on this thread.

phil_h · 19-03-2002 6:21pm

it has to be without doubt "Million Dollar Hotel". bono can **** off down his own arse for all i care.
anyone seen "burn hollywood burn". a master class on how to kill a film.:D

Spiffing · 20-03-2002 5:57pm

City of Angels
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (I'm serious - everyone was raving about it even before it came out and I was very disappointed)
Delta Force etc
Dinotopia (or something similar - cant remember name)
Some Like It Hot
Blade Runner (ok, it's not one of the worst but I found it amazingly boring)

Karl Hungus · 20-03-2002 7:22pm

Originally posted by Spiffing
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (I'm serious - everyone was raving about it even before it came out and I was very disappointed)

Blade Runner (ok, it's not one of the worst but I found it amazingly boring)

This is a joke, right?

Spiffing · 20-03-2002 9:35pm

Originally posted by AngelWhore

This is a joke, right?

Er...no

Karl Hungus · 21-03-2002 2:06am

You know, whenever I see someone saying that LOTR was crap, I just think they're bieng arguementative, just to piss people off.
I've seen a good few people who were just blatantly obvious about it too. That 'Longfield' for one, who posted a thread just to tell us all how bad it was, he basically spent the entire thread insulting everyone in the most childish manner possible.

Don't get me wrong though.
I know lots of people who didn't like it at all, but they were just generaly not into fantasy. "Ah, it's good, if you're into that sorta thing."

But saying it's 'The worst film ever" is ridiculous!

Although, I can understand completely where you're coming from.
Hype can ruin something, just look at my post in the Blair Witch thread, it's the same thing.

But for me, I thought the film completely transcended all hype.
I was massively looking farward to it for months on end.
And no amount of hype prepared me for what I saw.

But of course, I will go on to beleive that it's simply the greatest film ever, and that you're a complete pleb.

Mistakill · 21-03-2002 1:39pm

Originally posted by wee man
The worst film ever made was legaly blonde, I had to watch the
full film with my girlfriend. I mean common who cares if a blonde
goes to law school, big deal.:o :rolleyes:

Another movie like that is "Bring It On"

frankly · 21-03-2002 2:27pm

Originally posted by spooffing Some Like It Hot
Blade Runner (ok, it's not one of the worst but I found it amazingly boring)

wIND up merchant. Thread is "Worst Films Ever" not "most amazingly boring" & Some Like it Hot is a classic IMO

Spiffing · 21-03-2002 4:09pm

Originally posted by AngelWhore
Bla bla bla

Well, I'm not into fantasy and fairytales type stuff, si I didn't enjoy it at all. I'm not one to go with the crowd.

Originally posted by frankly
wIND up merchant. Thread is "Worst Films Ever" not "most amazingly boring" & Some Like it Hot is a classic IMO

No! The pain of reading a few extra words! I'm so sorry! Btw, Some Like It Hot is pure sh*te.

irishgeo · 21-03-2002 5:26pm

the worst film i ever seem was NORTH. it was about this boy who wanted new parents. He then fell asleep and dreamed about the different parents he could have in the world. Then he woke up.

it was drivail. I picked it and was sorry. i was out in 1994. God i love the Internet Movie Database. Here is the link to the film.

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0110687

doubledown · 21-03-2002 7:05pm

What about Mistress! (I'll be amazed if anyone saw it!!!)

De Niro's darkest hour.

Nuff' said.

Karl Hungus · 21-03-2002 7:10pm

Originally posted by Spiffing

Well, I'm not into fantasy and fairytales type stuff, si I didn't enjoy it at all. I'm not one to go with the crowd.

All fair enough if you don't like fantasy. I've seen very few people who weren't into fantasy enjoy the film.

But can the "Holier Than Thou" **** about not going with the crowd. That's just plain childish.

Worst Films EVER!

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