Favourite Film Quote

bombidol

Well What is it?

Bomb

scipio_major

"That's not a knife, this is a knife." - Croc Dundee.

Fade to Credits
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Yerac

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws

"You've endangered the lives of every man and woman on this boat...well that's MY job!"

-Lloyed Bridges in Hot Shots!

Beruthiel

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fu*k am I funny? What the fu*k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

Jaden

Goldfinger. (Picture Sean Connery with a laser pointed at his nuts.)

James Bond: "So, you expect me to talk?"

Ulrich Goldfinger: "No commander Bond, I expect you to die!"


Sigourney Weaver, in a big-ass walking forklift:

"Get away from her, you bitch!"


Trinity, laying down some slaps on an agent.

Trinity - "Dodge this"


Jean Reno, Drinking milk, and looking cool doing so.
"Yes, I am free Tuesday" - Leon.


The bigger boat quote in Jaws is indeed a classic.

Also included:

"Surely you, can't be serious?"
"I'm perfectly serious, and don't call me Shirley" - Airplane.

"Would you like a game of chess?" - Wargames.


"Snakes, why does it always have to be snakes?" - Raiders of the lost Ark.

"Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, one mouthful of this will make ya a goddam sexual tyrannasaurus, just like me". - Predator.

Pretty much anything said by any of the following:

Sean Connery.
Clint Eastwood.
Bruce Cambell.


I have many, many others, and may post a few more as I recall them.

bombidol

" Hail To The King, Baby"
Evil Dead, Mediveval dead, Army of darkness, Bruce Campell

Bomb

DiscoStu

monty python and the holy grail

black knight: 'tis but a scratch
arthur: no its not, your bloody arm's off
black knight: no its not
arthur: yes it is

pure genius

gandalf

Look at my Sig, its from Dr. Strangelove

Venom

These classic lines seem to have be left out and such injustice just cant stand

"I'll be back" - Arnie - Terminator

"Im here to chew bubblegum and kick ass,and Im all out of bubblegum" - Roudy Rody Piper - They Live

"Im sorry Dave,I cant do that" - Hal - 2001

"Please put down the weapon,you have 20 seconds to comply" - ED209 - Robocop

"Shop Smart,shop S-Mart" - Evil Dead 3

"They are two kinds of people in the world Tuco,those with loaded guns and those that dig.You my friend,dig"- Clint Eastwood - The good ,the bad and the ugly

"Apoligy accepted Captain Needa" - Darth Vader - The Empire strikes back

chunk 3:16

isnt that ground for the little pink
mafia to throw you out of there club

banky edwards: chasing amy

or

Hooper: Check this ****. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?

Hooper: Shut the **** up!

or

Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?

Banky: Mmm, get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High."

Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.

Banky: I got a weird thing for girls who say "aboot."

or

Dante Hicks: But you hate people.

Randal Graves: Yes, but I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

or

Dante Hicks: What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

Irish_Ranger_IR

Originally posted by Jaden




"Surely you, can't be serious?"
"I'm perfectly serious, and don't call me Shirley" - Airplane.

"Surely you, can't be serious?"

"I'm am serious, and don't call me Shirley" - Airplane


"I'm am serious, and stop calling me Shirley" - Airplane

There was 2 different quotes,

"I'll be back" Terminator

"That was just pillow talk, baby" Bruce Cambell Evil Dead 3

"ah..ah..I do love you Sharon" Geroge Burges The Snapper

"Yov got a perdy mouth" Deliverence---- puke

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but good quote

Yerac

Another Jaws related one, this from Stakeout
"This wasn't caused by some boating accident".
While playing a trivia game Emilio Estevez to Richard Dreyfuss (the guy who originally said the line).

And a completely different one

"Where do these stairs go?"
"They go up".

Dan Ackroyd and Bill Murray in Ghostbusters.

Irish_Ranger_IR

Originally posted by Beruthiel
"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fu*k am I funny? What the fu*k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

Tommy DeVito - Joe Pesci - Good Fellas

Mistakill

"English Mutha f**ka, do you speak it?" - Isaac, Pulp Fiction

BlackMagic

Originally posted by Irish_Ranger_IR


"Surely you, can't be serious?"

"I'm am serious, and don't call me Shirley" - Airplane

I have to agree that was great

Lolo

The closing lines of 'Some Like It Hot'.

In fact, the whole darn script.

Irish_Ranger_IR

[Alan Rickman in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

pointing to 2 girls siting beside the fireplace.....

"you 8.30, you 9 o'clock and bring a friend"

BigMac

"I love the smell of napalm in the mornings"

Gene Hackman in Apocalypse Now

Classic line, classic film

Venom

Quote

"I love the smell of napalm in the mornings"

Gene Hackman in Apocalypse Now

Classic line, classic film

End Quote


Im pretty sure it was Robert Duvall who said it as I dont recall Gene Hackman being in that movie.

EvilGeorge

Airplane 1:

"We've got to get this man to a hospital"
"What is it ?"
"Its a big building with patients in it"

Naked gun:

"Cigarette ?"
"Yes, I know"

"Your coat sir ?"
"Yes, and I have a receipt to prove it"

Goodshape

Rofl.. so many classics so far; love the Airplane / Naked Gun quotes

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"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow."
- Ash, Army of Darkness.

"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures."
- Ash, Army of Darkness

"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun."
- Ash, Army of Darkness

"If theres anything more important than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot now!"
- Zaphod Beeblebrox, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the BBC thing)

mike65

"...you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"- Dr Strangelove

Mike.

gandalf

Originally posted by Venom
Quote

"I love the smell of napalm in the mornings"

Gene Hackman in Apocalypse Now

Classic line, classic film

End Quote


Im pretty sure it was Robert Duvall who said it as I dont recall Gene Hackman being in that movie.

Yep it was Robert Duvall

Gandalf.

danbert

"What ain't no country i ever heard of"

Wkd Movie!!!

The Gopher

Wesley Snipes to Bruce Payne in the hijacking film Passenger 57
Snipes-Ever played roulette?
Payne-Occasionally.
Sinpes-I gotta tip for you.Always bet on black[cuts to action music]:p

Why dont you be a good boy and die double o 7?I think it was Sean Bean in Goldeneye.

Con Air
Black prisoner to Cyrus-Weve gotta bit of a problem Cyrus.As we African Americans say in Ebonics-we be f.ucked.

Bruce Lee-I no bastard,I Bruce Lee!

Frank Derbin in Naked Gun 1.The crook asks Frank where Nordberg is being treated.
Frank-Nordbergs being treated at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.

Karl Hungus

I think rather than be a tedious ****er, and quote Evil Dead over and over and over again... AND THEN SOME!!!
I'll post something a bit different...


"Are you frightened?"
"Yes..."
"Not nearly frightened enough."
Aragorn - Lord Of The Rings

"I love these calm little moments before the storm..."
Stansfield - Leon

"Get me everyone..."
"What do you mean 'everyone'?"
"EVERYONE!!!"
Stansfield - Leon

"I'm The Dude!"
Dude - Big Lebowski

"Donny, you're out of your element!"
Waltor - Big Lebowski

"Nobody ****s with The Jesus! You come in here again, you flash your peice, I take it from you and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes *Click*!"
Jesus - Big Lebowski


I could go on for pages and pages with Big Lebowski quotes, but I wont. Same could be said for LOTR, or Leon.
But I shall leave it at that for now.

Robbo

On Angelwhore's point...

The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her ****ing dog. Going to her ****ing synagogue. You're living in the ****ing past.

Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax-- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE ****ING PAST!

...Or anything involving Jesus Quintana or Kilgore from "Apocalypse Now!"

chunk 3:16

Ray Stantz: You know, it just occured to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.

Egon Spengler: I blame myself.

Peter Venkman: So do I.

Ray Stantz: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.

Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

or
Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong. This Mister Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!

or

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.

Dr. Peter Venkman: You're right, no human being would stack
books like this.

or

Doctor Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.

Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?

Doctor Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie.

or

Doctor Peter Venkman: Back off man. I'm a scientist.

or

Janine Melnitz: Do you have any hobbies?

Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

dccarm

'Who do you think you are anyway? Coming to people's doors, seducing people's sisters. You should be locked up. You're unnatural pal. You're a freak. Go'n piss off. '

Gregory to an eight year old boy in Gregorys Girl.

'I just want to stay here for a while and watch the big lorries. Do you know that fifteen ton of cornflakes pass under this bridge every day? That's a well known fact.'

Gregorys mate in Gregorys Girl

'Women weren't designed to play football. It's too tough, too physical.'
'Too tough - have you ever seen them play hockey? They're like wild animals. The red Indians invented hockey as a form of torture. They used to make the cowboys play the squaws.'
'****e - that was lacrosse. And besides, if women were meant to play football they'd have their tits somewhere else.'

Gregory and his mate again.

But the finest ever is the Trainspotting quote...

'It's ****e being Scottish. We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the earth...I don't hate the English. They're just ****. We, on the other hand, are colonised by ****. It's a ****e state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world isn't going to change a thing about it.'

bombidol

Chucky And tiffany Get It ON!

Tiffany : I dunno Chucky maybe we should use a rubber
chucky : Im made of F**kin' Rubber!

Bride Of Chucky

BomB

Lolo

Ah, Gregory's Girl.... Haven't seen it in years, it's a classic.

My favourite line goes something like:

"Do you want your coffee black or white?"
Gregory: "Brown."

2 other films that are quotable from beginning to end:

Spinal Tap ("!t's not your job to be as confused as Nigel!") and Withnail and I ("I feel like a pig shat in my head!")

Giblet

Well hello Mr. Fancy pants. You ain't but leadin' 2 things, Jack and ****, and Jack left town. ash - army of darkness.

and

how about some hot chocolate???!!! ash - army of darkness

i'm a derek, dereks dont run. derek - bad taste
I'M BORN AGAIN. derek - bad taste

Headcase

some chic - "oh James, will u make love to me back in England,"
James Bond - "Day and night, Darling!"
- i think its 'From Russia with love'.


Liv Tyler in LOTR - "If u want him, come and claim him!"

Ace Ventura - Courtney Cox - " Wow, 7 times!"
- Jim Carrey - "Sorry, i must be tired!"

Devils Advocate - Al Pacino - "Vanity is definitely my favourite sin"


mite have more later

Frank Grimes

From Thunderball (I'd forgotten this one until I saw it again last night)

Bond to guy at table "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out, she's just dead" (the woman having just previously been shot in the back).

Not really a quote, but just the name, 'Plenty O'Toole' from Diamonds are Forever is just classic.

po0k

"Wagner, the boys love it, and it scares the **** outta the gooks" - Robert Duvall - Apocalypse Now
Dum-dedumdum-dum-dedumdum-dum-dehtehdeh....

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a strait razor. That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering along the edge of a strait razor... and surviving... But we must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army. And they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? They lie. They lie, and we have to be mericful for those who lie. Those nabobs. I hate them; I do hate them." - Martin Sheen - Apocalypse Now

an extension of the napalm quote:
"You smell that, you smell that? Napalm son , nothin else in the world smells like that, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. I remember one time we had a hill bombed. After 12 hours when it was over I walked up and didn't find one of em, not one stinkin' dink body, and you know that smell, that gasoline smell. The whole hill smelt, like victory" - R. D. again

"If I say this beach is safe to surf, it's safe to surf. Now you either fight or surf son." - again, the man with the quotes

"Okay. Everybody raise your hand if you think that was a Russian Water Tentacle." - The Abyss

1)"God, I hate that bitch."
2)"You probably shouldn't have married her then." - The Abyss

Ripley:"When we throw the switches, how long before the ship blows?"
Parker:"Ten minutes."
Ripley:"No bull****?"
Parker:"If we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space." - Alien

"I can't lie to you about your chances, but......you have my sympathies." - Alien

"Check it out, I am the ultimate badass, state of the badass art, you do not wanna f*ck with me!" - Aliens

Ripley:"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from space. It's the only way to be sure."
Other dude:"Wait a minute-this installation has a substantial dollar value."
Ripley:"They can bill me!" - Aliens

"All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!" - Aliens

"My mommy always said there were no monsters, no real ones. But there are..." - Newt - Aliens



"You're all going to die. The only question is how you check out. Do you wanna go on your feet? Or down on your ****in' knees... beggin'?"
"Well I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say **** that thing! Let's fight it!" - Alien3

"Let me see if I've got this straight, Lieutenant: it's an 8-foot creature, some kind with acid for blood, kills on sight, and is generally unpleasant." - Alien3
(the predator was also 8' tall - coincidence?)

Vincent:"I don't know how to thank you."
Jerome:"No, no, no. I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body. You lent me your dream." - Gattaca

"For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving. Maybe I'm going home." Vincent - Gattaca

"I belonged to a new underclass, no longer determined by social status or the color of your skin. No, we now have discrimination down to a science." - Vincent - Gattaca

"When you clean the glass Vincent, don't clean it too well."
"What do you mean?"
"You might get ideas."
"Yeah, but if the glass is clean, It'll be that much easier for you to see me when I'm standing on the other side of it."

"Human see, human do." - Planet of the Apes(1968)

"Damn them all to hell!" - Planet of the Apes (1968)

They are just some that I found.

www.moviequotes.com

Brings back many memories

MrPudding

The last line of one of my favorite movie death scenes:

"I needed a light"


Lump in my throat:

"this is for <gulp> Matilda"


I bet noone gets this one:

" "

This ain't a movie quote but it is sweet:

I like how you call homosexuality 'an abomination'. . . . Leviticus. . . . Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned by Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important, 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean, Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made of two different threads? Think about those questions, will you? One more thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the ignorant tight-ass club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits."

Khynareth

A much more recent one: Vanilla Sky:

"Tech support, tech suppooort"

pauldeehan

"You, you don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. You're a Motzart man. I like him too. I love him. But for this kind of work I tend to go for the heavier guys."

"But he ruined my suit"

Stansfield-Leon

Dave

"AK-47, when you absolutely positively gotta kill every motherfúcker in the room, accept no substitute."

or another from Samuel L. (i'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned already)

"Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill sheaperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT veangence and FURIOUS anger, those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers, and YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!"

frood4t2

"Choose life, choose a job, choose a careeer, choose a family, choose a ****-ing big television... I chose not to choose life, I chose something else!"

Finale from Trainspotting

"My name is Pussy Galore."
"I must be dreaming."

Goldfinger

KdjaCL

"hail to the king baby"
Evil Dead
"the holy hand grenade"
Holy Grail
and my fav
"what f**k What the f**k happened that guys head"
Jay at end of Dogma

Bard

Just for the moment it creates, let's throw this one into the hat:

the moment in The Crow, during the (major) kill-fest in the gangsters' HQ where all goes quiet and suddenly you see Brandon Lee stand up and speak softly with nothing but him in frame, speaking to everyone, with everything and everyone focussed on him, with darkness all around him and nothing else to see, or even WORTH seeing or listening to, - he says:

"You're all going to die..."

Then the moment passes and the bloodshed mayhem continues unabated

Class stuff !

Irish_Ranger_IR

I think, thats when Brandon Lee died, Ironic I think............

I'm not a Gook, I'm an American.......The Dragon - Bruce Lee - Jason Scott Lee,

There can be only one......... Any Imortal - Highlander (There was no 2 and 3)

flyz

"I said... put the bunny in the box."

"There are only two people I trust, one is me, the other's not you. "

- Con Air

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line
- Conspiracy Theory

"In case I don't see ya...good afternoon, good evening and good night."
- The Truman Show

"Will you love me for the rest of my life? No…I'll love you for the rest of mine."
- Phenomenon

"I have loved you my whole life, even before I met you. At first it was just the promise of you. But you have kept your promise, you could never lose me."
- The Firm

davros

Just because it's so bleak...

"I don't remember yesterday. Today... it rained."

- Robert Redford to Faye Dunaway in Three Days of the Condor (after all his work colleagues have been murdered and he himself has been shot at).


"They're here."

- Poltergeist


"That's my Hitler!"

- The Producers

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Carlito Brigante (Al Pacino)
Carlito's Way
"You think your big time? You gonna f*ckin' die big time"

or


Maximus (Russell Crowe)
Gladiator
"At my command - unleash hell"

2 personal favs:D

davros

Somebody has to include Groucho Marx...

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know "

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Here it is:

Hello, my name is Innigo Montoya....you killed my father...prepare to die

Some more, starting with another Groucho quote:

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll have to make an exception"


"You want the truth?....You can't HANDLE the truth!!"
(Nicholson's speech from A Few Good Men)

"...An entire LEGION of my best troops awaits them..."
(Emperor Palpatine, right before said legion of crack troops get their collective a$ses whooped by a bunch of spear-wielding Carebears)

"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

-Batman

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he never existed....and like that *puff*...he's gone"

-Verbal Kint's telling of an interesting story.


[edit] Jeeeez, can't believe I left this last one out:

"I've seen....things you people wouldn't believe....Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion....I watched C-beams(!) glitter in the darkness at the Tannhauser gate. All these...moments....will be lost in time....like tears, in the rain. Time...to die."

-Roy Batty contemplating his end in Bladerunner

Occy

Illkillya

Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus
Here it is:

Hello, my name is Innigo Montoya....you killed my father...prepare to die

why didn't i think of that one!

eddhorse

Hannibal-gary oldman as "cant rem his name"

after he recollects the tearing shreading and ripping of his own face with a piece of glass

"seemed like a good idea at the time"