Favourite Film Quote

xern

marcellos wallace.
"The world's full of unrealistic motherf*#kers.
motherf*#kers who think there ass is gonna age like wine. if the mean in terms of fine wine it don't. if the mean in terms of viniger it does"

quality

Irish_Ranger_IR

Originally posted by Illkillya

why didn't i think of that one!

quote:

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Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus
Here it is:

Hello, my name is Innigo Montoya....you killed my father...prepare to die

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The Princess bride.....

Cool Film...

"As you Wish" Wesley....


Cpt "At this moment I have 100 soldiers on there return"
William Wallace "they didn't happen to be dressed like this, did they? it was more like 50!"

Sceen... Packed dining room...
"I like being single, I have never had so much sex, sence I was a Cub Scout Leader in the boy scouts.......emmm...(glancing at everyone in the room)...I was Dating alot at the time."

LT. Frank Dreben - Naked gun 2 1/2

"Raberto, Del Pamla" Enzo......The Big blue................

"I'm not a Packie, I'm English" East is East

po0k

A quote of a quote, how involved

Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus
Here it is:

"I've seen....things you people wouldn't believe....Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion....I watched C-beams(!) glitter in the darkness at the Tannhauser gate. All these...moments....will be lost in time....like tears, in the rain. Time...to die."

-Roy Batty contemplating his end in Bladerunner

Occy

That is by far one of my favourite quotes.
had actually been thinking of it last time I watched the flic.
Excellent flic that in fairness.

"Where to now bruv?"
"Morocco"
"Do they have good grass in Morroco then?"
"yeah, lots of it. The Best grass you can get comes from Morocco"
"Do we 'av enough fuel to get to Morocco?"
[looks back]
"Yeaaaaaah"
-Twin Town(1997) - rough recollection of the quote

PiE

"You're joking, you're joking, I can't believe my ears. Would someone shut this fella up, I'm drowning in my tears. He's funny, I'm laughin', you really are too much. And now with your permission, I'm gonna do my stuff...

What are you gonna do?!

...I'm gonna do the best I can."

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"Oh brother, you're something! You put me in a spin! You aren't comprehending the position that you're in. It's hopeless, you're finished! You haven't got a prayer! 'Cos I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie and you ain't going nowhere..."

Both by Mr. Oogie Boogie, The Nightmare Before Christmas.

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"GIVE ME BACK MY HAND!!"

"WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!"

"Let's go down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."

And the all-time classic...

"Groovy"

[Just 'cos there haven't been many Ash quotes since a page ago :]

Cheez

"Japan Seven"
- Tom Green - Freddie got Fingered

madds

"The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots"
King Richard
Braveheart

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by madds
"The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots"
King Richard
Braveheart

GAH! It wasn't king Richard, it was Longshanks.

ConUladh

"Yeah I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one time or another. And now I am going to kill you little Bill, for what you did to Ned." -Unforgiven

"I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Did he fire six shots back there or just five?" Well, I forgot myself in all the excitement. But seeing as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it could blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself just one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry

Karl Hungus

This one was in the Lord of the Rings animation:

Frodo - There's no hope without Gandalf...
Aragorn - Then we must do without hope. There is always revenge!

Johnny Gomez

Shawshank Redemption

"Get busy livin' or get busy dying"

Mills

Yeah that'd be one of mine, hence it's presence in my sig, but there are too many good quotes to choose from, I'd be typing all night if I listed them all, and I still wouldn't remember half of them.

Frenzy

It's gotta be:

'She should use some of that money to buy herself a clue'
from 'Bring it on'

'Oh, I am slain' (Polonius)
from Hamlet (it's a film too)

po0k

Yeah, with kate Winslet
nyom

GreenHell

Go home put on a silly hat, and go do whatever it is morons do.

Under Suspicion

jonno

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Mr. Shickadanz:
Ventuuurrraaa!!!!
Ace Ventura:
Yes Satan;
oh I'm sorry sir you sounded like somebody else.



Ace Ventura:
If I had been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed.


Ace Ventura:
I'm looking for Dan Marino . . . . . and a clean pair of shorts.

Fidelis

Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus
Hello, my name is Innigo Montoya....you killed my father...prepare to die

Princess Bride, what a great movie

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig"
- Clint Eastwood

TypeR

Dude! we got tatoos!
what does mine say??!
Sweet!!!
Dude! what does mine say??
Sweet!!!! what does mine say??
DUDDDEE!!!! WHAT DOES MINE SAYYYY!!! SWWEEEET!!!

Jesse and Chester in Dude Wheres My Car

And then... and then.. and then... and then... and then and then and then and then and then!!!!!!
AND THEN....

Drive Thru order box at chinese, Dude Wheres My Car?



hello everyone

yellum

Originally posted by MrEnvy
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This ain't a movie quote but it is sweet:

I like how you call homosexuality 'an abomination'. . . . Leviticus. . . . Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned by Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important, 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean, Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made of two different threads? Think about those questions, will you? One more thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the ignorant tight-ass club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits."

Martin Sheen as President Jed Bartlett in the West Wing. Great show, brilliant writers.