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26-02-2002 11:32pm#1In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a
spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a
dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they
leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me
and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must
have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the
blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That f#**ing English pig put his hand on that
blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack that French twat again".
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