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Some classic answers from Larry's Justa-minute

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  • 27-02-2002 3:04pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭


    Some classic answers from Larry's Justa-minute
    quiz.
    ("The questions didn't suit you today. . . . . ")

    Actual answers given to the bould Larry Gogan
    (Irish Radio Presenter).

    1) Something a blind man might use?
    A Sword

    2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?
    Blue Suede Moon

    3) Name the Capital of France?
    F

    4) Name a bird with a long Neck?
    Naomi Campbell

    5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
    A burglar

    6) Where is the Taj Mahal?
    Opposite the Dental Hospital

    7) What is Hitlers first name
    Heil

    8) As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint * think of my name)
    A pig in ****

    9) Some famous brothers
    Bonnie and Clyde.

    10) A dangerous race
    The Arabs

    11) Something that floats in a bath
    Water

    12) An item of clothing worn by the Three
    Musketeers
    A horse

    13) Something you wear on a beach
    A deckchair

    14) A famous Royal
    Mail

    15) Something that flies that doesn't have an
    engine
    A bicycle with wings

    16) A famous bridge
    The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

    17) Something a cat does
    Goes to the Toilet

    18) Something you do in the bathroom
    Decorate

    19) A method of securing your home
    Put the kettle on

    20) Something associated with pigs
    The Police

    21) A sign of the Zodiac
    April

    22) Something people might be allergic to
    Skiing

    23) Something you do before you go to bed
    Sleep

    24) Something you put on walls
    A roof

    25) Something Slippery
    A conman

    26) A kind of ache
    A fillet of fish

    27) A Jacket Potato topping
    Jam

    28) A food that can be brown or white
    A potato

    29) A famous Scotsman
    Jock

    30) A famous Scotsman
    Vinnie Jones

    31) Something you open other than a door
    Your bowels


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    He he, some of those answers make sense though.


    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    lol they're good but yeah some of the make sense


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,476 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    From an Inter cert science paper

    Q: what is hard water?
    A: ICE

    :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭ayatollah


    there was another one i heard one day:


    larry: ah the questions didn't suit you!
    Contestant: your nothin' but a b0llix larry!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,476 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    What was the bould Larry's response to that?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭ayatollah


    i cant remember but i p|ssed meself laughing for about 10 mins!! one of the funniest things i have ever heard!!!!


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