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Stupid sayings

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  • 06-03-2002 1:28pm
    #1
    bombidol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭


    You know you always have stupid little sayings that you and your friends find funny? well lets get a list of them going, heres a few to get us going.

    - Of all the Pandas in the world, You had you eat MY Fence!
    - Whats hair?
    - The Hairy Bear!


    BomB


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    #2
    Aspro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭Aspro


    Outside a pub:
    "Ah, come on, we'll just go in for one"


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    stereo_steve
    Registered Users Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭stereo_steve


    When people say
    "Did you get your hair cut?" And you say, " I got all my hairs cut!"

    Or when your explaining something and you say," Are you following me?" And they say "yeah" and you say " well stop it or I'll have you arrested!"

    Or when people say," Are you under alot of pressure?" And I say,"pressure is for tyres and deep sea divers!"

    or eager breaver! Like that one!

    The only excercise I get is jumping to conclusions!

    Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

    3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

    I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles!

    I think thats about it. Would love to hear other ones!


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