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blonde joke

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  • 07-03-2002 7:42pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    A guy is having a drink
    in a bar.
    A lot of drinks.
    A very dark bar.

    He leans over to the big woman
    next to him and says,
    "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"

    The big woman replies,
    "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.
    Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
    The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;
    she's an ex-pro wrestler.
    Next to her is a blonde
    who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,
    and she's a kick boxer professional.
    Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

    The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second
    then says;
    "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    rofl,a new blonde joke for once,but id like to add,that guy is f**ked!! :)


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