favourite gaming quotes?

WhiteWashMan

ever played UT and got the infamous M-M-M-M-monstakill

or the popular IMPRESSIVE in q3?

how about my favourite 'youre dungeon is full of yoghurt' from dungeon keeper 2?

or the whining maggoty voice of those little buggers in baulders gate 2 who cant even go 5 solid days without sleep (namby pambies)

or the tremendous protocol droids from system shock 2 asking you politly to not shoot them, as the midwives tell you that little ones need flesh to grow up big and strong?

or the brilliant conversations between gaurds in no-one lives forever? especially the one about the mother-in-law coming over at the weekend and the advice recived involved disposing of her violently. hehehehe.

whats yer favourite soundbytes?

mine are probably the entire dungeon keeper 2 bits.....

JACKPOT WINNER.
cue disco inferno in the background as your mistresses and salamanders do the night fever dance........

BURN BABY BURN!

Acidflash

Definately Duke Nukem's "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum"

Rev Hellfire

The bear pit conversation at the start of Thief, they dont make bears like they used to.

Terminator

Wipeout 2097:

"Perfect Lap"

"Autopilot Engaged"

"Contender Eliminated"

Unfortunately the soundbytes aren't nearly as good in Wipeout Fusion

Stephen

I find Duke Nukem's quotes more funny than anything else

"SHAKE IT BABY!"

Then there's the silly comments that units used to make in warcraft 2 when you clicked on them too much

"Sire?"

"My Lord?"

"Yes!?"

"Join the army they said..."

"See the world, they said..."

"I'D RATHER BE SAILING"

and so on

amp

Gods' "into the wonderful" is permanently in my brain as is Speedball 2's "icecream!"

I particularly like the sound in the Lotus racing series on the Amiga, especially where yer man says, "check point" although I'm not sure why.

But none could outrun or equal the power of Dukem Nukem, Hail indeed to the King, baby.

adnans

"FINISH HIM" from Mortal Kombat series. so scary it made you forget the combination to the fatality move.

i cant think of anything else during this lecture ill post more later.

if anyone has their SS2 cd handy, try opening the .crf files in the cd's "Shock" directory with winzip and you'll find every sfx along with those scary shodan voices. there's even some stuff that didnt make it into the game

adnans

Pepe LeFrits

"Hi"

from LBA

RasTa

no jill!
DONT OPEN THAT DOOR!!!

Terminator

Quotes that drove me mad :

Res Evil : "You have used the rusty key - discard?"

Zelda Sprite Thingy "Hey - Shouldn't you be going to Kakahiro Village?"

Littletinyman

Street Fighter: "HADOKEN!!"
Shenmue: "Do you know a place where sailors hang out?"
Res Evil: "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" or "You, the MASTER OF UNLOCKING, should find it useful"

DeadBankClerk

Impossible Mission:
"Another visitor.... Stay a while. Stay FOREVER!"
"Destroy him my robots."

Shenmue:
~8 Year Old Boy "Hey mister! Wanna play?"

House of the Dead 2
"Don't Come! Dont Come!"
"The chaos of the city is increasing!"

Blitzkrieger

Warcraft 2 was the king.........though I can't remember anything now

Fidelis

From Deus Ex:

"A pistol is more than adequate. Hell, I dispatched a whole platoon one time with a pocket knife."

"The more of us you kill, the more that secessionism lives in the hearts of the people"

RasTa

more shenmue
"lets get sweaty"

Swifty

For some reason I find the 'No' response in Tribes one with the kinda posh male voice really ****ing funny.

Jimi-Spandex

More shenmue madness

"I'm sorry, i've been too tired lately, can't you ask someone else?"
Some schmuck in the street


Monkey Island 3

To a tune
"Oh there's a monkey in my pocket and he's stealing all my change, his stare is blank and glassy, i suspect that he's deranged"
Guybrush tries out for the barber shop quartet

JustHalf

GAUNTLET

phaxx

Warcraft 1, repeatedly clicking Orcs -

Grunt.
Grunt.
Different grunt.
What?
WHAT?
STOP POKING ME!!




In Dungeon Keeper 1 there are files in the sound.dat and speech.dat that are not used in the game, some of them are;

Your pants are definately too tight! (My favourite)
My god - it's full of pies.
Something surreal is happening!
*cough*
*atchoo*
Hello.
(french accent) Your creatures are developing a strange accent!
Your minions have a craving for chocolate.

Then there's some of the Dungeon Keeper 1 windows theme sounds, the only one I like is "New mail has arrived!", which I still use.

Dwarfs in Warcraft 2:

"Love blowin' stuff up!"

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by Swifty
For some reason I find the 'No' response in Tribes one with the kinda posh male voice really ****ing funny.

Oh, I know EXACTLY what you mean.
But I always liked it when he said "Ah Crap!"

This is probably gonna piss off RopeDrink to no end, seeing as I got it in first:

Warhammer: Dark Omen
Witch hunter General - "Late again, Commander?"
Commander Bernhart - "I don't have your advantage, I can't fly here on my own hot air."

amp

Man, I forgot my all time favourite.

In Tekken 3 when Yoshimitsu wins, it sounds like he says "For Fúcks Sake", (although it's probably something in Japanese).

Winning Hand

"Shazbot"

"Sector Clear" CS right before you get blown away

Worms world party "Gwan ya champion" scousers accent.

"KILRATH AVENGE ME" Wing Commander 3

"Dance For Me" Skies of Arcadia

oeNeo

"Oi nuttah" out of worms

marauder

REDNECK RAMPAGE

'git off my land'
'them boys blowed up real good'

and of course the incessant farting...


DUKE NUKEM
after he takes a piss -
'uh I needed that'

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by JustHalf
GAUNTLET

YYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

green elf needs food..........badly!

red wizard shot the food!

youre shots now stun other players

yellow warrior, shot the potion!

Clintons Cat

Jagged alliance 2>far to many one liners to remember,but Gaskets "i think i pissed my pants" always raises a smile.

byte

Grand Theft Auto

"Kiiiiiiill Frenzy"

Sangre

I think you all find that the monkey island series is the best for qoutes!
Monkey island 4:
Guybrush sings in lava boat

'Ohhhhhh, the lava is hotter then a flame boiled otter and my feet are slowly melting to the fibreglass floor'

Ohh theres too many pick some more

NeRb666

Anything from the Chatterbox station in GTA3

Baz_

Megalomania (heh oldskool):

"Ergonomically teriffic"
"ITS ALL OVAR!!!"

PPC

Pong
"Bip"
&
"Bop"

Classic