italians! pfft

FatB

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails. Very grudgingly, he agreed.
He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach.
As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right next to him.
They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place. They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there.
At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.
There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time.
He looked at the snails on the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said - "Come on guys, we're almost there!"

strat

ehehheehehhehe

Lucifer

LOL nice1 :D:D

Pugsley

rofl,bloody brilliant and un-expected.

Khynareth

Had nearly the same with a french guy trying to stop drinking, who went to collect snails and couldn't resist stopping by the pub on his way back...

Spunog UIE

NICE!

BLITZ_Molloy

Do you remember Pat the Security Guard on 2FM Sunday nights about 3 or 4 years ago? He told that joke, a classic.

Spunog UIE

Originally posted by Clain
Its funny cos its true.........

w.t.f.?

cournioni

hahaha.... if she was blonde she would have believed him no doubt!

Good joke.

Missy

Originally posted by PORNAPSTER
hahaha.... if she was blonde she would have believed him no doubt!

totally agree with that, blondes would believe anything, esp that!:p

The Corinthian

Originally posted by Missy
totally agree with that, blondes would believe anything, esp that!:p

As an Italian, I fully endorse that statement/product/service.

<stir>Redheads too... </stir>

Mistakill

Originally posted by PORNAPSTER
hahaha.... if she was blonde she would have believed him no doubt!

Brunette is the new blonde.
fer referance just watch "Becker", N2 Wed 9:00

The Corinthian

I can confirm that...

wee_lady

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Originally posted by PORNAPSTER
hahaha.... if she was blonde she would have believed him no doubt!


as a blonde i demand an explanation as to why people think we are all so stupid??!!!

The Corinthian

Originally posted by wee_lady
as a blonde i demand an explanation as to why people think we are all so stupid??!!!

Do you want diagrams with that?

Seriously though, this attitude twoards blonds is largely an anglo-american one, in part as a result of such consumer icons as Barbie and also (and not unreleated, I suspect, to Barbie) to the 'air-head' persona that is often identified with blonds.

This is not to say that blonds are air-heads, but that air-heads, in their quest for physical acceptance, will tend to become blonds (regardless of their original hair colouring).

Still this is OT here, and best addressed in Humanities, methinks.

Lolo

Originally posted by Missy


totally agree with that, blondes would believe anything, esp that!:p

Do you have empirical evidence to back that up?

Victor

Originally posted by wee_lady
as a blonde i demand an explanation as to why people think we are all so stupid??!!!

Well, look at your name, it could be taken up the wrong way .... (/me is taking the pee )

wee_lady

Well, look at your name, it could be taken up the wrong way ....

hmmmm care to explain exactly wot u mean by that?!!!!!!