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10 Euro note causes IMPOTENCE! (allegedly)

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  • 08-03-2002 7:14pm
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    Bard
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    Wolfgang Fritz says that after handling his country's newly-issued 10-euro notes, he became impotent -- and is planning to sue the state for free Viagra to get his love life up to the mark again.

    "I'm dead in the bedroom," declared the 55-year-old Berliner. "I haven't had a spark down there since I started using the notes.

    "I'm OK with the other denominations -- it's just the 10-euro. It started with headaches and just got worse. It would be funny if it were not so pathetic."

    His girlfriend, Carola Seiffert, said: "It's led to a deeply unhappy household."

    More can be read at... News Interactive, Australia


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    b20uvkft6m5xwg
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    Phew...Luckily I handle nothing below 20's :D

    I actually heard that if you EAT more than 400 notes of any denomination you are likely to poison yourself-

    [Think that was a Euro Fast Fact on an ad break on CNBC now I think about it!]


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    b20uvkft6m5xwg
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    Jees Niall this could impact your bloodline...
    You handle all those notes from bar customers!!

    Seriously, I see a law suit here, you know like the barman suing for passive smoking- a case won in Illinois(?) I think.
    Give me a call down the line if start shooting blanks;)


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    Kali
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    or alternatively:
    Wolfgang Fritz says that after wrapping his schlong up with his country's newly-issued 10-euro notes and an elastic band to use as a fancy condom, he became impotent -- and is planning to sue the state for free Viagra to get his love life up to the mark again.

    "I'm dead in the bedroom," declared the 55-year-old Berliner. "I haven't had a spark down there since I started using the notes.

    or maybe its just cos hes 55... poor silly german.


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