Wedding Night

Xterminator

A posh hotel held 3 weddings on the same day.
At the end of the night the 3 grooms meet up in the bar.
Naturally the discuss the days events, and eventually one of them says " Its our wedding nite, and I was wondering ow many times we are expected to..um..you know, do it?

So they decide to retire to there respective wives and meet up in the morning to disuss how they get on.

One of them says "hold on, our wives will be there. We can discuss what happened on front of them!"

Another groom said " I know, for each time we do it, we will order a piece of toast. That way we can let each other know what happened."

"Great idea" they enthused.

So the next morning the grooms at at breakfast, looking a little disheveled. But that was nothing compared to the brides who could barely stagger to there tables.

The first groom ordered his breakfast from the waitress, " I'll have a full Irish Breaksfast, and i'll have 3 pieces of toast with that".

The other 2 grooms raise there orange juice to toast him.

The next groom ordered. "a Full Breakfast with 4 pieces of toast" he said.

The waitress gets to the last groom, and he calls out loudly. "I'll have a full irish breakfas with Seven, yes seven pieces of toast!"
He has a big sheepish grin on his face.

is two mates stare disbeliveingly at him, while the waitress says, "are you sure,thats a lot of toast?"

"Yes i'm sure" says the groom.

She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can read, the groom calls out "And an you make 2 of those brown please".

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Vikktakkht

Brilliant! Never heard that oen before, but I LMAO

Lucifer

LOL Brilliant!!!!! :D:D:D

Cheez

nice i like it nice yes good

frood4t2

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAGGGGGGHHH!
Good 'un!