Greek Men

Gordon

A very handsome Greek man, relaxing at his favourite cafe in Krateron (a small Greek village in northern Greece), managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. He invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk they made love. After a pleasant interlude, and, at what seemed to him to be the appropriate time, he stretched, asked with a smile, "So... you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied "No."

Pleasantly surprised, the handsome Greek man reached for her and had his way with her again. This time she's wild, thrashing about on the
bed and climaxing with screams of passion.

Again, the handsome Greek man smiles, and asks, "You finish?"

And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and says "No."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for his date. It takes all of his strength and he barely
manages to do it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking,
clawing and ripping bed sheets.

It's dawn by then, and, entirely spent, the exhausted handsome Greek man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks, "You finish!?"

"No!" she shouts back. "Swedish!"

cournioni

Haha... that was a good one but I knew what the joke was gonna be half way through the poem... Good all the same.

Sangre

Originally posted by PORNAPSTER
Haha... that was a good one but I knew what the joke was gonna be half way through the poem... Good all the same.

that was a poem? and i thought i was good at english

BTW i had a creamer geography teacher who said the greek were jsut normal people minus the clothes, and thats jsut the start

cournioni

Originally posted by Sangre


that was a poem? and i thought i was good at english

BTW i had a creamer geography teacher who said the greek were jsut normal people minus the clothes, and thats jsut the start

Naw... I'm doing my leaving this year and I was only after studying like a ****er and my head was a bit ****ed up at the time of posting. Good observation though.

rymus

I thought the main joke regarding Greek men was concerning their 'relations' with greek boys... Permit me to demonstrate


In Greece, how do you seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar...


See what I mean?

Gordon

Yes which is why this joke must have been written by a proud Greek Man!