Dublin - Northside or Southside?

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
Hmmm....

Have lived in:


Glasnevin, Drumcondra, Phibsboro, Ringsend, Sandymount, Ranelagh... not that bad I suppose...

But you can't beat the home town...


MMMMRRRRRRAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

where I am now...

Bray is the biggest pit of despair in the known world
Where are all the Northsiders... we need backup! C'mon

NeRb666

I'm here!

Artane

SantaHoe

This whole Northside/Southside comparison is outdated... the entire county of Dublin is now one big melting-pot of scangers and weirdos.
All that remains are the stereotypes.
Both sides of the city have areas I wouldn't walk through at night without an M16.

I'm surprised to see so many Glasnevin folks here... I always wondered about all the pale nerdy looking peeps wandering around here, maybe there's something in the water?

ToxicPaddy

Originally posted by rachel
Whitechurch on the southside...
but it really is a world of its own...

Ya got that right...

Irish_Ranger_IR

NORTHSIDE LEAVING CERT


MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN THE

NORTH SIDE OF DUBLIN:


*******************************************



NAME _________________________


NICK-NAME ____________________


GANG NAME ____________________



1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells
an 8 ball to Vinno for 300 quid and 90 grammes to Tomo for
90 quid a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his
hold?



2. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is 40 quid a royde, how
many roydes per day must each brasser perform to support Anto's 500 quid
a day crack habit?



3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for
7,000 quid,to make a 20% profit. How many grammes
of strychnine will he need?




4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got 350,000 for
the hit. If his common law wife spends 33,100 per month on smack, how
much money will be left when he gets out?
Extra Credit Bonus:
How much more time will Christy get for killing the slapper
that spent his money?




5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters
and the average letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can
be sprayed with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20%
extra paint free?




6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a
speed of 35 mph, Eamo loads his brothers armalite. If it takes
Eamo 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Liamo have
travelled when he gets whacked?







SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT


MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF DUBLIN:



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NAME_________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

_________________(if longer, please continue on separate sheet)


SCHOOL____________________



DADDY'S COMPANY___________



1. Julian smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of
damage and killing three people. The old man asks his local
TD to intervene in the court system, then forges his insurance
claim and receives a payment of y. The difference between x
and y is three times the life insurance settlement for the
three dead people. What kind of car is Julian driving now?




2. Chloe's personal shopper decides to substitute generic
and own-brand products for the designer goods favoured by her
employer. In the course of a month she saves the price of a
return ticket to Fiji and Chloe doesn't even notice the
difference. Is she thick or what?




3. Roly fancies the arse off a certain number of tarts, but
he only has enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious.
If he has 14 Rohypnol, how is he ever going to shag the other
two-thirds?




4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week she can
fit a size 8 Versace. If she only throws up three times a day
for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce e
Gabbana. How much does liposuction cost?




5. Alexander is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a
week he fancies women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks
and vacuum cleaners. However he only has access to the Hoover
every third week. When does his Sunday Independent column
start?

frankly

Originally posted by The_Bullman Just a point. Didn't I hear in history class all those years ago that the pale went from dublin all the way up to Dundalk and even a little bit further. Didn't the english control all this land??

Correct the PALE is not just Dublin, it goes as far north as Dundalk, south to Arklow and West to Kildare. Spot on, no bother to The_Bullman

binman

Ya Im on the south-east side, where it's, like, ya kneuw.

Still there's tracksuits everywhere, my cravate just doesnt look right under a tracksuit.:eek:

Gordon

Got burgled twice in different parts of the North side, haven't got burgled yet in the south side*



*touch tree

Bottle_of_Smoke

I'm on the Drumcondra\Glasnevin divide(best place on earth,not much scum however enough surrounding us so we don't turn into yuppies:p) I think I'll claim Glasnevein seen as it's so popular on this thread.

That leaving cert thing, one word...

Marvellous!

NeRb666

Originally posted by Gordon
Got burgled twice in different parts of the North side, haven't got burgled yet in the south side*



*touch tree

Thats them feckin southsiders coming over here causing trouble

smoke.me.a.kipper

damn west britons!!

G

Originally posted by frankly


Correct the PALE is not just Dublin, it goes as far north as Dundalk, south to Arklow and West to Kildare. Spot on, no bother to The_Bullman

err wrong! I don't know how far north the pale stretches but the southern walls can still be found in Dalkey.

cheek, tryna squeeze yourself into the picture were yeh? huh?

*CRACKS WHIP*

Get back, to your hole damn you!

Makaveli

Originally posted by azezil

you left out:
skangers
scum bags
itinerants
gob shíts
morons
w@nkers
lower lifeform scum
filth
degenerate's
pervert's
well the list is endless

Funny I've never come across an itinerant from Dublin, they all seem to come from outside the pale ie your gaf

daftbegger

I have lived in, Coolock, Finglas, Lucan, Ballinteer, Lucan, Glenageary, Rathfarnham, Drumcondra, Sandymount and finally back to Lucan.

Ok it's soapbox time.

Northsiders= Sound people
Southsiders= Sound people

Wicklow, Kildare and Meath= ****

There I said it!!!

Come and have a go, if you think you are hard enough!!

daftbegger

Whats your sig about??

The Gopher

Used to live up on the North Soyad in the lovely Corduff estate-the place where a shop,post office or chipper didnt seem to exist for more than 2 weeks before being robbed out of business.NBot to mention Factory John Gilligan was a former resident.Now Im living up in Cavan.
Anyway Dublin isnt just a North Soyad/South Soyad skangers snobs division like you had 50 years ago.Back then the city didnt extend far out of the inner city.On the south of the Liffey in parts you had mainly good parts bar the area near the liffey,whereas the North was just as bad as it is today.But then half the inner city moved out to Tallaght,Clondalkin and Ballyfermot,whereas places like Castkeknock and Malahoyad were annexed to the Northsoyad.

rymus

Jaysus, you Dublin pansies dont know youre born!

Get yer arses down to the real capital, CORK!

(gwan the flame war)

Monty - the one and only

I dont like the way this is going, if it continues down this trend of slagging, it will end quite abruptly.

Im from the Southside...

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by Monty - the one and only
I dont like the way this is going, if it continues down this trend of slagging, it will end quite abruptly.

Im from the Southside...

That's the problem then isn't it!?

Makaveli

Originally posted by daftbegger
Whats your sig about??

It's from Dj Shadow - Brainfreeze

btw there's no c in Makaveli.

billy the squid

Lived in Dublin 9 (dromcondra) nice place

also lived in Carlow (god nows why) was a hold of a place ppl were nice but they could have picked somewhere better to live

now living in Limerick