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Cowboy

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  • 14-03-2002 5:01pm
    #1
    Plow King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭


    An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans,
    spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
    there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

    After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked,
    "Are you a real cowboy?"

    "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows,
    breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the
    cowboy.

    After a short while he asked her what she was.

    "I've never been on a ranch so I know I'm not a cowboy," said the
    young woman, "but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
    about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women.
    When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think
    of women."

    A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another
    drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real
    cowboy?"

    "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."


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