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Heres one dedicated to Mills!

cournioni · 2002-03-14 23:30:22

A Dublin man walking down a Monaghan road, and he sees two Monaghan men making a man out of shíte. The Dublin man asks them "what are ya making lads?", the Monaghan men reply "we're making a Cavan man out of shíte". "Fair enough", says the Dublin man. Further down the road he comes to two more Monaghan men doing the same…

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15-03-2002 12:30am

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A Dublin man walking down a Monaghan road, and he sees two Monaghan men making a man out of shíte. The Dublin man asks them "what are ya making lads?", the Monaghan men reply "we're making a Cavan man out of shíte". "Fair enough", says the Dublin man.

Further down the road he comes to two more Monaghan men doing the same thing as the first two. The Dublin man asks them "What are ya making here lads?". The Monaghan men reply "we're making a Cavan man out of shíte". "Fair enough" replies the Dublin man yet again.

The Dublin man crosses the border into Cavan and again he sees two men, this time from Cavan making a man out of shíte. The Dublin man asks the Cavan men what they are making. They reply "We're making a Cavan man out of shíte". The Dublin man is baffled and asks them "why are you making a Cavan man out of shíte when youre from Cavan?". They reply "Because we couldn't find enough shíte to make up a Monaghan person!"

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