Ode To CTYI Food

smiles

(To the tune of Father & Son - Boyzone)

Ask the name of the food
When you queue up in the restuarant,
Leave the kidney beans for 10 minutes
And just hope they'll go away.
And be careful when you're swallowing
If you taste the food inside you
Make a beeline for the bathroom
Before you go insane.

Close both eyes when you're eating
'Cause the RAs think you like it,
Avoid the chicken - don't drink the orange,
Never trust a man named Colm.
If you follow my advice kids
Then you'll be safe and hungry,
Not sharing a bathroom at midnight
With Colm holding your head.

(Alternative voice (Son bit) )
I'm so rubber - not some chicken
And you found me in the gravey.
I hate it when you chew me
And spit me out this way.
While we're at it - you should eat greens
From some commuters lunch box
Before Colm will find out
And he'll eat it away
--- I know! that he'll eat it away.

(Back to father voice)

Now when it's over you can work,
As a supreme food tester
Passing judgement in a restaurant
Because you're already dead.
And I believe Spar is well
And feeding many millsions,
And I've just eaten in the canteen
Grrr... Arggg.... CLUNK... Uh......

(some may remember this and the other normalish version)

Crash

Originally posted by smiles
Ask the name of the food

You know they'd never tell you!

Avoid the chicken - don't drink the orange,

Remember one sundays all the half chickens on the conveyor belt thingy? that scared the crap outta me, i thought they were going to reform or something!

qwidgybo

Originally posted by smiles

Never turst a man named Colm.

hey!colm's a star!i will indeed turst him!

imp

I remember on the first day of S2 this year my chicken was fluorescent. No, really, FLUORESCENT. I joke not. On a completely off topic note I am in Munich and this Hotel-Room keyboard is the most unesponsive piece of **** I have ever seen. Hence this post has taken me about 5 minutes... don,t even have an Enter key. }:>

Asuka

Originally posted by qwidgybo
hey!colm's a star!i will indeed turst him!

I tursted Colm many times when i was at CTYI. That man loved to be tursted. Man, some of my best memories are of tursting Colm.

Tursting is so much fun.

:rolleyes:

A

alaskagirl

are we just making fun of a typing error? hmmmm.... or am i just missing out on some vital vocabulary? it could perhaps BECOME vital vocabulary....

smiles

yes, we're making fun of spellings. the joy.

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Man U babe

did everything have corn in it this year? yargh! when i went to visit my friend at s2, they had pizza-was it as ming as everything else? the donuts were hard this year too...