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Explicit sex toy joke

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  • 17-03-2002 12:14am
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    The Gopher
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    A rich man and a poor man were talking about what they got their wives as birthday presents.Rich Man says
    I bought my wife a Mercedes and a BMW.
    Poor Man-Why?
    Rich-If she dosent like the Merc she can go with the BMW instead.Whatd yyou get your wife?
    Poor-Some flowers and a dildo.
    Rich-Whyd you get her a dildo?
    Poor-Well,if she dosent like her flowers she can go f.uck herself.


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