what women say about men

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Top 10 reasons why computer must be a man!
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They`ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody`s home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter




Top Ten Things Men SHOULD NOT Say Out Loud in Victoria`$ Secret

10. Does this come in children`s sizes?
9. No thanks. Just sniffing.
8. I`ll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this.
6. Oh the size won`t matter. She`s inflatable.
5. No need to wrap it up. I`ll eat it here.
4. Will you model this for me?
3. The Miracle What? This is better than world peace!
2. 45 bucks?! You`re just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
1. Oh honey, you`ll never squeeze your fat *bleep* into that!!

The Last thing Guys would ever say
1.) Her tits are just way too big..i wish they were smaller...
2.)I havn`t been to the mall for a long time lets go shopping and i`ll hold your purse..
3.)Sure! i`d love to wear a condom
4.)I luv hairy A$$es...



Fact About Men, by a Bitter Woman
1. If you think the way to a man`s heart is through his stomach you`re aiming too high.
2. Woman don`t make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason : you`re sick of him.
4. A woman`s work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do