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The Confession

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  • 21-03-2002 12:57pm
    #1
    Zoot
    Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭


    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
    I have been with a loose woman."
    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
    "Yes, Father, it is."
    "And who was the woman you were with?"
    "Sure I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
    "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
    "I cannot say."
    "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
    "I'll never tell."
    Was it Liz Shannon?"
    "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
    "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    The priest sighs in frustration.
    "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, I admire that. But you've sinned, & you must atone. You cannot attend church for 3 months. Be off with you now."
    Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over & whispers,
    "What'd you get?"
    "3 month's vacation & 5 good leads," says Tommy.


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