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Blonde lotto

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  • 26-03-2002 8:33pm
    #1
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,169 ✭✭✭✭


    A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went
    to the church and prayed: “God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my
    business.” She didn't win. So the next day she was about to lose her
    business and her car. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I don't
    win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car.” Still, she didn't
    win.
    So the next day she was about to lose her buisness, her car and her
    house. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I don't win the lotto, I
    will loose my business, my car and my house.” Then suddenly the blonde
    was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming
    voice of God declared, “Buy a ticket.”


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    #2
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    here, have a pity laugh.


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    #3
    phobos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭phobos


    here, have a pity laugh.

    ROFL :) priceless!!

    ;-phobos-)


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    vac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭vac


    here, have a pity laugh.

    No one likes a smart arse, if you didn't like it fuck off instead of posting your babble, i hate ignorant twats like you.


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