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Offensive to Nuns?

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  • 27-03-2002 1:52pm
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    Kolodny
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    There was a guy in a bar one night who got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk.

    When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.

    Well, the nun was really surprised but before she could do anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.

    By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. Then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said.........................


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    "NOT VERY STRONG TONIGHT, ARE YOU BATMAN?"


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    strat
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    rofl pld :D


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    IRISHLILY24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭IRISHLILY24


    lmao, that was hilarious :)


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    #4
    Spiffing
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    ROFL :D


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    IRISHLILY24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭IRISHLILY24


    Originally posted by StrataGIST
    rofl pld :D

    sorry, just have a ?, i dont get online much excpet for the boards and i am wondering what rofl & pld mean please?
    tanks


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    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    ROFL = Roll on Floor Laughing

    Pld = Played


    Oh, good joke btw.


    John


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    IRISHLILY24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭IRISHLILY24


    thanks for the info :)


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    Monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Monkey


    What the feck is "Played" supposed to mean in that context? Is this another one from the "X owns Y" school of slang?


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    [CALIBUR]
    Registered Users Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    roflmao = Roll on Floor Laughing my arse off


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    azezil
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Originally posted by Monkey
    What the feck is "Played" supposed to mean in that context? Is this another one from the "X owns Y" school of slang?
    spawned from gamers... sad gits impliment it into their every day lives :rolleyes:

    Good joke! :)


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    Kraken
    Registered Users Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    Funny.

    Played = well done nice job etc etc etc. depends on context.


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    Neil3030
    Registered Users Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    Probabaly comes from the term "fair play 2 u" or "well played"

    Class Joke :D:D


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    #13
    Vikktakkht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Vikktakkht


    n1... rolfmao!

    Great sig by the way Neil3030 :)


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