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The wonderful mind of a six year old.

Kolodny · 2002-03-28 16:32:06

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that…

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28-03-2002 5:32pm

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Kolodny

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A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said: "Please miss, I think he said 'f*ck me! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to speak for the next 10 minutes.

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