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A broken hearted old lady

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  • 29-03-2002 3:54am
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    irishgeo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,493 ✭✭✭


    Aging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
    over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would
    just kill herself and join him in death.
    Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
    she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot
    herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable
    and a burden to
    someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly
    where the heart would be.
    "On a woman," the doctor said, "the heart would be just below your left
    breast."
    Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with
    a gunshot wound to her knee.


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