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Easter Humour

irishgeo · 2002-03-30 00:23:07

************************ After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly coloured one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the coloured eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock…

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30-03-2002 1:23am

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irishgeo

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After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy
decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and
replaced every single egg with a brightly coloured one.

A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the
coloured eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

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It's Rotten being an Egg !

* You only get laid once.

* You only get eaten once.

* It takes you three minutes to get hard.

* The only person who sits on your face is your mother.

* You come in a box with eleven other guys!!!

* You get tossed in the trash when they're finished with you.

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