BOARDS BEER 27th April part Deux

Pepe LeFrits

Ok, Asuka now owes you a Double Vodka

Although i vaguely remember getting you something in Tramhoe just after we went in the door, could be imagining it. Asuka's problem now

Mills

Someone bought me a drink in there, I thought it was Dusty though?

chernobyl

I would love to go.
Where would i crash?

Is it legal to sleep in doorways or bus shelters? (considering the govt have this law that being reviewed tomorrow)

smoke.me.a.kipper

im not going.* (damn work, aparently 4 weeks notice just isnt good enough!!).







* im clearly elated.

ButcherOfNog

Originally posted by chernobyl
I would love to go.
Where would i crash?

book a room? mad idea i know

Typedef

Originally posted by Castor Troy

Hey Castor Troy you know what they say mate.... it takes one to know one.... 'that is all'

Maybe I will shut up... you know later on... when I'm finished in your ma's house.... I know there's a queue... but seeing as how everyone else in Dublin doesn't mind waiting.. why should I?

nite now.

Shinji

Remember kids - you too can prevent yourselves from ever having to see any of Typedef's tripe by clicking "Profile" under one of his posts and then clicking "Add Typedef to my Ignore list" in the blue bar, on the bottom right!

Pass this on to all your friends. Remember, if you don't put typedef on ignore, bad things will happen. Shirley from Nebraska failed to ignore typedef and got hit by a bus a few days later! Richard from Ballybay was so distraught by something he saw while not ignoring Typedef, he caught his knob in the zip of his trousers and had to have it amputated!

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"Since putting Typedef on ignore, I've found envelopes stuffed with money under my bed every morning!" - Rob from London

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of YOUR SANITY

smoke.me.a.kipper

"ive had Typedef on my ignore list for 2 weeks now, and ive become 28.3% more attractive. I'd reccommend it to anyone!" - Ciaran from Tipperary

Typedef

Someone quote Shinji... I have him on ignore.

Lump

/me considers getting a flight on the 27th to "Attend" the session.



John

Stephen

If you wanted to read what he's said, you could have clicked the link to show ignored posts.

Smart, eh?

Bard

Yeah, it says "This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]" - just like it says for me whenever you post, Typedef, coincidentally

har har


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IRISHLILY24

awe, poor typedef
I am beginning to wonder.....:p lol

TwoShedsJackson

Originally posted by Typedef



Hey Castor Troy you know what they say mate.... it takes one to know one.... 'that is all'

Maybe I will shut up... you know later on... when I'm finished in your ma's house.... I know there's a queue... but seeing as how everyone else in Dublin doesn't mind waiting.. why should I?

nite now.

Oh nos!!!! a 'takes one to know one' and a 'YORE MA' slag in one post!!!!! Double ZING!!!!! Colour me 0wned etc.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

WhiteWashMan

loks like typedef has usurped my crown as the big bad cynical boy of boards.ie.

thank god ive still got the big bad cynical man crown in the bag eh?

typedef, pipe down and put a lid on it will you.

Gambler

Wow... I have always said that I would never add someone to my ignore list quite simply because if you can't see a post from a thread how can you understand the whole conversation... Now I realise Typedef breaks known reasoning and throws it out the window.. Added and happier for it..

[Edit]Oh yeah, and I also hope to make it to this prestigous event[/Edit]

Asuka

Originally posted by kaids
Ok, Asuka now owes you a Double Vodka

Fortunately, Mills owes me some good lovin' for the copy of Bushido Blade I lent him, so it all averages out anyway

(Dont mention JK2...)

A

SheroN

you're too young to drink Asuka. I therefore cannot be connected with this event, if you are to be left drink.

Ser

hehe typdef is entertaining, keep it up.

Typedef

If you bitches think you're pulling a Boston on me guess again.
I think your best shot will be to whinge to Dev or Cloud if you want me out of here else I suggest you pucker up, but please feel free to attempt to hound me in the same fashion.... between now and then, be sure I will be loosing sleep in fear of the ubiquitous bitchery.

Hugs
Typedef.

amp

Originally posted by Typedef



Hey Castor Troy you know what they say mate.... it takes one to know one.... 'that is all'

Maybe I will shut up... you know later on... when I'm finished in your ma's house.... I know there's a queue... but seeing as how everyone else in Dublin doesn't mind waiting.. why should I?

nite now.

azezil

tanx for saving me the trouble of looking that up




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<--- never too proud to admit i know nothing

Ser

your all invited back to mine for dungeons and dragons,and some majik after a few shandys ok?.

azezil

Originally posted by [sk.Ser]
your all invited back to mine for dungeons and dragons,and some majik after a few shandys ok?.

can you just go back eat all your food, trash the place n puke everywhere but the toilet instead??

Pepe LeFrits

This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]

fer fake sake, i don't want to see anything left of his posts AT ALL

Ser

it would be rude not too?

Asuka

Originally posted by SheroN
you're too young to drink Asuka.

Not true Sheron!

A

Dustaz

"ubiquitous was Word of the Day on February 20, 2000."

Wow, youve been going there a while kiddo, keep up the good work.

I love the way you wade into a thread, obviously looking for trouble, with:

cyberfisting.... is this like the bitch click's secret handshake?

and will you bitches be able to find one between you?

and then have the audacity to say that people are ganging up on you? lol.
Your trolling is so weak now it has ceased to become entertaining. Congrats on being the first person to actually make it to my ignore list.

Bard

I was bursting out with laughter reading this thread on my Nokia 5110 on the DART ...

Yes, - I read it on WAP (all 42 pages/cards of it!)... I was bored, and Typedef's muppetry and the reaction to it cheered me up no end

Hooray...!

(Looks like I'll be at the pishup, btw...)

Lump

I wont be coming over, I dont have the $$$$.


John

smiles

I believe I owe some people some drinks for Christmas Monty LAN... well, if i have the cash then i'll try to make some sort of restitution (or however you spell that word, typedef?)

I think Shinj, amp, dusty, neil, kyro, mills are on the list.... if i've forgotten anyone then it's cause i'm too poor

<< Fio >>

Mills

Fortunately, Mills owes me some good lovin' for the copy of Bushido Blade I lent him

Err yeah, bit of a problem there...

Richard from Ballybay was so distraught by something he saw while not ignoring Typedef, he caught his knob in the zip of his trousers and had to have it amputated!

JustHalf

I'll be there. With my trademark annoyingly dull drawl.

amp

I predict headaches, nausea, scandal, eating, and generally people going "Remember that time on the april boards pissup....?"

Ser

ok ok! due to the stupid amount of email i got, i will also have jelly and ice-cream available at the 'after party' ok? but no eating near the games area! so stop sending me email!

Shiminay

Don't forget folks - I'll be there celebrating my 24th Birthday which happens 3 days prior to the big event itself. Therefore, people must buy me pints and/or perform sexual favours for/on me - it's the LAW! Jebus, I'm getting on in years - it's scary...

Anyway, I'm really looking forward to it - the last boards.ie pissup I was at was...
oh yeah, last week here in Galway But I haven't been to one in Dublin in ages, so yeah, that's why I'm looking forward to it

FreaK_BrutheR

The bruther freak will be in dublin that weekend.
The bruther freak will attend this so called piss up.
The bruther freak will drink beer.

Beruthiel

does anyone know what the Freemasons are up to for this night, because word has it they are planning something????? should we be scared????

SheroN

who who now?

azezil

Originally posted by Beruthiel
does anyone know what the Freemasons are up to for this night, because word has it they are planning something????? should we be scared????

why would anyone fear a bunch of geeky computer nerds

Beruthiel

why would anyone fear a bunch of geeky computer nerds

LOL - you are so right azezil, what WAS I thinking??!!

azezil

logic1
Azezielil will be first to get it on the 27th

oh no the little nerdy men are after me :rolleyes:

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by azezil


oh no the little nerdy men are after me :rolleyes:

no, youre not that interesting.

Lump

Originally posted by azezil


oh no the little nerdy men are after me :rolleyes:

LOL, have you seen logic, he is far from small and/or nerdy.


John

logic1

Originally posted by Lump


LOL, have you seen logic, he is far from small and/or nerdy.


John

Ah sure I'll meet him soon enough. I'm quite looking forward to it.

Anyway fags Macturcaills is now booked under my name (Niall O' Riordan) when ye arrive just say ye're looking for our group if ye don't know any of us and they'll point you our way.

If any of you want food can ye contact me and I'll arrange platters with the manager on the night. Platters are around 30 quid each and would feed 10-15 ppl I suppose.

.logic.

azezil

Originally posted by logic1
Ah sure I'll meet him soon enough. I'm quite looking forward to it.

AT this point i'd like to point out that anything i say shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone!!

i am weak please don't kill me

SheroN

I don't know anyone that will be there...how will i ever cope

seamus

I will be arriving tanked up, giving me the ability to talk to the first person I come in contact with, but without sounding like a complete pratt (Uh, are you from boards.ie?). At least I won't sound like a pratt to me anyway........

logic1

Oh and on another note ye're never too early we intend to start at around 4pm.... well I suppose if ye came at 3 it'd be too early...

.logic.

kayos

Well for the first time in my 3 to 4 years on boards I will be coming to a dublin drinking session . So wheres this place called dublin?

Kayos