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give more than 100 %

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  • 04-04-2002 10:13am
    #1
    xern
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
    achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

    What makes life 100%?

    If
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then,
    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But,
    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,
    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
    attitude will get you there, but bul*ls*t will put you over the top.

    And look how far
    A S S K I S S I N G will get you.!!
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
    ;)


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    #2
    four_star
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭four_star


    you have too much time on your hands if your working out things like that. it is pretty cool though:
    masterbate = 13 + 1 + 19 + 20 + 5 + 18 + 2 + 1 + 20 + 5 = 104%


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    #3
    Vikktakkht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Vikktakkht


    still funny... but if you have goit too much tiem on yoru hands Xern.. should have checked out this link first. :D


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