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Hunting Flies

xern · 2002-04-04 09:55:45

Hunting Flies Enjoy, A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh!, Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2…

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04-04-2002 10:55am

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xern

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Hunting Flies
Enjoy,

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".

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#2 04-04-2002 12:58pm
Vikktakkht

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Nice, funny how the truth is so often amusing! LMAO

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