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Sensual Back Massages

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  • 04-04-2002 7:41pm
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    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭


    any takers? they're FREE! Women get half price! ;) Men pay full. :)


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    #2
    sisob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭sisob


    i would like to apply for one back massage - and offer my skills in thigh massaging - buy one get one free


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    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,404 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    With prices like that, I'm complaining to the Equality Authority.


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    #4
    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    I'm offering my services on a massage chair. basically people sit on me and i massage them all over. i like the idea :)


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    Ferror
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭Ferror


    I also must offer my "services" in the spirit of free love and all things nice....
    You need 'em i got 'em! B-)


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    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,404 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Now all ye need to do is get together :D


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    #7
    sisob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭sisob


    .. or get us some women :D


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    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,404 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by sisob
    .. or get us some women :D

    Put away your teenage hormones and look at this thread boards.ie/vbulletin > After Hours > After Hours > Where R All The Single Men At?


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    IRISHLILY24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭IRISHLILY24


    lol,
    ya get over there to after hours :)
    thanks for the plug lol

    ooo i need a good massage too ;)


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    The_Bullman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The_Bullman


    I like the way ou linked those two threads victor


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    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,404 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by The_Bullman
    I like the way ou linked those two threads victor
    :classic:


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    #12
    sisob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭sisob


    we could rename it "single me offering sentual massage"


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    #13
    smiles
    Registered Users Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭smiles


    Me here! :)

    << Fio >>


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    #14
    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    FOOT MASSAGES FOR ALL! I won't even comment on the state of your feet! ;)


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    Man U babe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭Man U babe


    Can I have a free massage?


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    #16
    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Originally posted by Man U babe
    Can I have a free massage?

    Why yes! yes you can!


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    alaskagirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭alaskagirl


    oh! me too! i dont really care if its sensual or not, as long as it is one! my back hurts! and my legs. i also will offer my services! wheee!


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    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Originally posted by alaskagirl
    oh! me too! i dont really care if its sensual or not, as long as it is one! my back hurts! and my legs. i also will offer my services! wheee!

    Of course! Definitely give you massage! And whatever those "services" be i'll be wanting them! You can never have too many services.


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    #19
    smiles
    Registered Users Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭smiles


    Well I need some massages!

    Hiked up several mountains in the Galtees last weekend and in several bits still..... (details will follow when i'm awake)

    << Fio >>


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    #20
    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Originally posted by smiles
    Well I need some massages!

    And lo! She was offered a massage!


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    nosmo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭nosmo


    How about me, Sven?
    I'm inbetween on the men/women thing, so can I at least have half price?


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    #22
    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Hug, baby, you can have anything u want...


    And in an ironic twist my shoulder is KILLING ME! AAAAAARGH!


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    #23
    Mahotée
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Mahotée


    its tempting, but i dont like to have anything except for me go near my neck. im somewhat obbsessive about it.i even (and if anyone tries to take advantage of this beware, i dont like uncontrolled frights) put a ha\nd up around my throat when im going into a dark room, or if im nervous. this was pointed out to me recently. i figure it comes form watching too many blondes die in slasher movies. why does everyone hate barbie?


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