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  • 10-04-2002 11:56am
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    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭


    I think this has been up before but i love this joke and i just got it in an email this morning


    Paddy Irishman was the most intelligent man in Ireland. He
    was the president of the Irish branch of Mensa, had won a
    million pounds on who wants to be a millionaire, and was
    Professor of astrophysics at the Paddy Institute of
    Technology. One day he was in the pub (as Irishmen do) and
    his mates were telling him that he should appear on
    Mastermind, the quiz where the most intelligent men on the
    planet, show their superior brain power. So he filled in
    the forms and sure enough was called up, and over to London
    he went to appear on the show. The moment came when he was
    called up to the chair, to be questioned.

    "Paddy, what is your specialist subject?"

    "Irish History"

    "Paddy your minute starts now. Who was the leader of the Irish Revolution?"

    "Pass"

    "In what year was the revolution?"

    "Pass"

    "How many men died during the Easter Revolution?"
    "Pass"

    "What was the name of the British informer who helped the rebels?"

    "Pass"

    All of a sudden his friend stood up in the audience and
    roared "Good man Paddy, tell the f*cking English nothing"


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