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Wacky newspaper headlines from USA

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  • 10-04-2002 5:37pm
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    IRISHLILY24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭


    -Local high school dropouts cut in half
    -New vaccine May contain rabies
    -Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors
    -Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
    -Kids make nutritious snacks
    -Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy
    -New study of obesity looks for larger test group
    -Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over
    -British left waffles on falkland islands
    -Teacher strikes idle kids
    -Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead
    -Miners refuse to work after death
    -Juvenile court to try shooting defendent
    -Never withhold Herpes infection from loved one
    -Red tape holds up new bridges
    -Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft
    :D


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    #2
    Kolodny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    I like this one best...

    -Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over

    LOL! :D


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    #3
    Panda
    Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    I resent that. :mad:

    :p


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    #4
    [CALIBUR]
    Registered Users Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    #MEAT# hugs panda and says its ok!


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