Dangerous Keyboard

Wook

I need to find a person that can clean my highly contagious Keyboard. For a year i have been eating, smoking, drinking and working above and with my keyboard. I see traces of life shaping up for a run into the wild. I see them crawling into those narrow slits that keep the key's seperated. But these days i see bridges being build from one to the other. There is also a green glow , some kind of mist effect...weird. Should i let it evolve? Or stop it dead in it tracks?

Do you guy's have a keyboard like this? Tell me, maybe we can start some Hybrids?!

Wook

damn i am bored...sorry :P

SYL

I think you should let it grow, maybe you could create an organic keyboard that is tuned to its user and will know when to duck, strafe and lean when playing FPS games. Or maybe, considering what you have smoked on it, you might be able to develop a super-strong strain of weed from it????
what about whats growing on your balls........mouse balls, that it?

Khynareth

If you do that you will have to do the same with a few other implements in your house so that your poor keyboard doesn't get bored on his own when you are not there to play with it... (Although if it becomes an independant lifeform, it could play on its own and not get bored...)

Lump

Just tae it apart and wash the key parts in hot soapy water and rinse, then dry..... I often clean my keyboard.


John

po0k

Yeahy, those late night spoooging sessions really gum up the keys

stu_69

Originally posted by Lump
Just tae it apart and wash the key parts in hot soapy water and rinse, then dry..... I often clean my keyboard.


John

Is that a metaphore???

Stephen

Just buy a new one. They're cheap.

strat

l33t

ToxicPaddy

ugly keyboard...

Mr.Applepie

Originally posted by Lump
Just tae it apart and wash the key parts in hot soapy water and rinse, then dry..... I often clean my keyboard.


John

Ah lump the voice of sensibility

kiffer

Hum just think about it ... all those different hands ... every day differnt people going to the bathroom and not wasing their hands.... eating over the keyboard drinking ... talking, sneezing ... and then you come along ... sit there for half an hour get hungery and buy a twix ... do you remember to wash your hands after using a PC in a cybercafe? do you ever think of the filt? well do you? I used to Clean the Keyboards everyday after I thought about this for the first time... if you turn the keyboard over and tap on the back and look at what falls out ... and remember most things will be caught on the backs of the keys so you have to shake the board about and still only a fraction of the muck will fall out ... for gods shake people wash your hands after using a PC in a Cafe...
also the scum inside the mouse ... human skin and sweat , and any other dirt that they might be covered in....

lazer

Gross......try mr muscle and ear cleaners

rymus

Maybe if you let it evolve it'll go like "the new flesh" in Videodrome and merge with your hands... Wouldnt that be cool?!?

po0k

Yeah, until you try and leave the PC and take a slash. Imagine trying to get a button fly undone with a keyboard or mouse for a hand......ooooh the possibilities for sumptuous hilarity

Gavin

Originally posted by lazer
Gross......try mr muscle and ear cleaners

Hahah those stupid yokes that say don't insert into ear/nose/eye/anything.

It's only when you see a girl putting on her makeup that you realise what cotton buds are for.

Not my sticking in your ear.. my arse !

heh

Gav

purpleWurple

You actually saw a LIVE girl!

What was it like?