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Doctor's Test Results

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  • 12-04-2002 2:33pm
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    BigCon
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    A man goes to the doctor's for his wife's test results
    Mr Smith: I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results.
    Receptionist:Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which is yours. I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One set shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS.
    Mr Smith: That's awful!; What should I do?


    Receptionist: The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town.
    If she finds her way home, don't shag her.


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