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Riddleses(yesss my preciousss)

  • 12-04-2002 10:51pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭


    Anyone got any clever riddles?
    I'll start it off. To keep things going, don't post unless you have another riddle as well as the answer to the last one.
    Here goes.
    What traps warmth, sprays forth ice and water, yet slips through your fingers with ease?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,494 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Clouds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭sisob


    sprays forth ice? you should really see a doctor about that :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭sisob


    you are put in a room with two men.
    you are blindfolded and a hat is put on your head.
    You are told that the hat is either black or white.
    You will only leave the room alive if you can tell the dude outside the door what color the hat is.

    You are told that one of the men only tells lies and the other only tells the truth - you do not know which is which. You may ask both men a question - but it must be the same question. Both men can see your hat

    What is the question?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Is it; You ask both men what the other one would say(i.e. black or white) and say that the hat is the opposite colour of what they both said?
    I haven't heard it before, in case you're wondering.

    An easy one now.
    What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The

    btw clouds was right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    Originally posted by DrunkLeprachaun
    An easy one now.

    What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The

    Um the answer is nothing... but it's not really because the poor have to have something... even if its just air ... plus God is more evil than the Devil...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    a chicken, a fox and a grain of rice are on the side of a river,

    there is a guy in a boat and he must get them to the other side.

    he cannot put anything in his pockets, he canoot carry more then one of the things above mentions at a time

    now the rules, you cannot leave the chicken with the rice as he will eat it, you cant leave the fox with the chicken as he will eat that, so how will he get the 3 of them to the other side safely?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Taka the chicken the first time...... then the fox cant eat the chicken and the chicken cant eat the grain,


    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    Originally posted by Lump
    Taka the chicken the first time...... then the fox cant eat the chicken and the chicken cant eat the grain,


    John

    but if he takes the chicken the first time.... then the fox when he drops the fox off to go get the grain of rice the fox will eat the chicken :( sorry wrong :(

    I've got to go to bed, just thought id warn you, ill be online first thing and see if anyone got it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    1. Take the chicken accross
    2. Go back get grain and bring accross
    3. Bring chicken back to first side leave there
    4. Bring fox accross
    5. Go back for chicken

    PWND!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Take the chicken first leaving the fox and the rice.
    Then go get the fox and bring him over, drop him off but take the chicken back over with you.
    Leave the chicken off and take the rice over.
    Now with the fox and rice on the other side come back over and get the chicken.
    Bingo bango problem solved.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Originally posted by sisob
    What is the question?
    Will you take off this blindfold?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    God damn it I get distracted and forget to post and someone beats me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    hahahaha, did I say pwnd already, well I think I'll say it again PWND!!!!

    nah santahoe that devil avatar dude got it right


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    Originally posted by Baz_
    1. Take the chicken accross
    2. Go back get grain and bring accross
    3. Bring chicken back to first side leave there
    4. Bring fox accross
    5. Go back for chicken

    PWND!!!!

    ys indeed this is correct :)

    but dare i ask.... what is pwND?????????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Another piss easy one.
    What always ends everything?

    Oh yeah, pwnd means the same as 0\/\/|\|z0|^3|).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    pwnd is something thats said a lot in online multiplayer games, when you kill someone or do really well. Its a derivative of owned, as in I owned your ass, dont know when it got changed to pwnd though.

    In answer to drunk leprechaun:
    A g


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Tear one off, scratch my head, what now is black, once was red. What am I?

    G is right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,494 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Surely you mean a letter "g".
    Originally posted by DrunkLeprachaun
    Tear one off, scratch my head, what now is black, once was red. What am I?

    A match / matchbook.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 kitton


    its not really a riddle well it kinda is but its really annoying!
    k,three men go into a hotel and pay 30 euro for a one room (dont question what they're doing) all together,they split the 30 euro between them,they then go up to their room.when they've gone the manager realises he has overcharged them,the room actaully costs 25 euro so he sends the bell boy up to the men's room with the extra 5euro he overcahrged them.
    on the way to the room,the bellboy realises he cant split the fiver evenly between the three men so he decides to give them each one euro back and keep the remaining 2euro for himself.
    here's the riddle part:
    that means that each man paid 9euro each as they got one euro each back,3 times 9=27 plus the two euro the bell boy has,thats 29euro...WHERE DID THE OTHER EURO GO?god,i'v confused everyone,hehe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    The riddle tells you something that is not true. You are meant to subtract the 2 the bellboy takes away from the 27 istead of adding it. The room cost eu25.
    Kate had an evil uncle. he wanted her to marry one of his two ugly sons bill and ben. kate doesn't want to marry either of them. she pleads but the uncle says " you are allowed to say one sentance. if the sentance is true you marry bill, if it is false you will marry ben." what can kate say to get out of marrying either of them.

    There are a few different answers to it. I came up with around 4.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,494 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Kate could say "Under duress I agree to marry Ben." As it's a true statement she would have to marry Bill, but seeing as she agreed to marry Ben ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Right. There are other answers though...
    I can go up the chimney down but not down the chimney up. What am I?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    an Umbrella!!

    how far can a man run into the forrest?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Half Way?
    A black cat stood in the middle of a black intersection, in a city painted black. The city was also habing a blackout, so there was no light coming from streetlights, windows, etc. There were no other cars, and no people were present. A car with broken headlights (guess what color it is!) arrives at the intersection, and the driver sees the cat in time to swerve. How is this possible?

    It really is too easy. I'm sorry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    broad daylight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    I can go up the chimney down but not down the chimney up. What am I?

    smoke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭Baz_


    makavelli really has to start reading replies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    how many birthdays does the adverage man have?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    One birthday


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Or maybe I should read the questions properly...
    Me == Stupid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, what should you light first?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    The match.


    What gets wetter the more it drys?
    What gets bigger the more you take from it?

    Both easy but I cant think of any others right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    Originally posted by Makaveli
    The match.


    What gets wetter the more it drys?
    What gets bigger the more you take from it?

    Both easy but I cant think of any others right now.

    teatowel

    i cant think of the other answer right now!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

    Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

    Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

    How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

    A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

    a few for you untill i come home be back around 9pm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Originally posted by fi
    A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
    meat

    Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
    all of them

    Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    70

    How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
    None it was Noah wasnt it.

    A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
    once again meat

    a few for you untill i come home be back around 9pm


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Originally posted by fi
    Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
    12
    Originally posted by fi
    Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    70
    Originally posted by fi
    How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
    1
    Originally posted by fi
    A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
    ???No idea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭Cerberus


    What gets bigger the more you take from it?

    A hole?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Yeah cerberus that's right.
    Mr. Applepie I already answered all of those.

    How many sides does a circle have?
    A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes, how long do they last?
    A man on his way to Dublin meets a man and his wife who have 12 daughters each of which have 12 more children, how many people are going to Dublin?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    A monkey sits in the corner of a square room, in each other corner there is a pair of monkeys. How many monkeys can say they saw other monkeys?

    How much dirt is in a 3' by 3' by 3' by 3' hole?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    Originally posted by Mr.Applepie

    12
    WRONG

    70
    CORRECT

    1
    WRONG


    ???No idea

    WRONG !!!!!

    you will kick yourself with the aswers. please let me know if you want me to tell you??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    Originally posted by Makaveli
    Yeah cerberus that's right.
    Mr. Applepie I already answered all of those.

    How many sides does a circle have?
    A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every 30 minutes, how long do they last?
    A man on his way to Dublin meets a man and his wife who have 12 daughters each of which have 12 more children, how many people are going to Dublin?

    circle has one side?

    1 hour

    one, this is the same as i met a man going to St IVEs anyone remember that one?

    A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    It is the St.Ives one I just couldnt remember the name of the place :)

    9 sheep left

    The cirlce one is a bit of a dodgy question I probably shouldnt have asked it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Fi the answer 12 is right.

    The answers to yours were, seeing as people didnt see my answers:
    The clerk weighs meat
    The months are 12
    70 you gave as right
    Noah did the ark not Moses so none
    The last question is the same as the first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭Cerberus


    A circle has infinite sides


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭Cerberus


    A monkey sits in the corner of a square room, in each other corner there is a pair of monkeys. How many monkeys can say they saw other monkeys?

    How much dirt is in a 3' by 3' by 3' by 3' hole?

    Monkeys can't talk so I presume none of them could 'say' how many monkeys they saw?

    A 4 dimensional hole ehh..?? :) I presume you mean a 3 foot cubed hole. It being a hole would imply that there is no dirt in it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    yes sorry, 12 is correct!! :)

    and it was when i was going to St Ives i met a man with 7 wives each wife had 7 cats each cat 7 kittens

    kittens, cats wives, how many were going to St Ives

    but Dublin, and mothers and kids is good too :):):)!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,007 ✭✭✭Moriarty


    Originally posted by Makaveli
    A monkey sits in the corner of a square room, in each other corner there is a pair of monkeys. How many monkeys can say they saw other monkeys?
    7.
    Originally posted by Makaveli
    How much dirt is in a 3' by 3' by 3' by 3' hole?
    None. <edit: A 4 dimensional hole? :)>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    Two men play five games of checkers.Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this

    im running out of them now!!! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,007 ✭✭✭Moriarty


    Originally posted by fi
    Two men play five games of checkers.Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this

    im running out of them now!!! :)
    They both win all 5. Their playing against 2 others. ?? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭fi


    Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it

    I start with an E and end in an E
    and inbetween there is only one letter, what am i?


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