Of all the stupid things you could patent...

Bard

... this one really takes the cake !!!

(Copy and paste URL... vbcode doesnt seem to be able to handle it)

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1='6,368,227'.WKU.&OS=PN/6,368,227&RS=PN/6,368,227

koneko

That's messed in the head. It has his name and address with it too, SPAM! :P

Mutz

I think I Missed the Point Completely but I am now rushing out to patent Cycling a Bike

woosaysdan

hows about a solar powered flashlight, a wheelchair with pedals, a underwater hairdryer, glass hammer, inflatable dartboard, a submarine with windscreen wipers, waterproof teabag, a blind guide dog.........................

da list is endless!!!

sisob

he he - bluddy merkins

Zab

Lastly, it should be noted that because pulling alternately on one chain and then the other resembles in some measure the movements one would use to swing from vines in a dense jungle forest, the swinging method of the present invention may be referred to by the present inventor and his sister as "Tarzan" swinging. The user may even choose to produce a Tarzan-type yell while swinging in the manner described, which more accurately replicates swinging on vines in a dense jungle forest. Actual jungle forestry is not required.

Did they actually give him the patent?

Mossy Monk

The user may even choose to produce a Tarzan-type yell while swinging in the manner described, which more accurately replicates swinging on vines in a dense jungle forest. Actual jungle forestry is not required.

is this person on some form of drugs

Licenses are available from the inventor upon request.

how many has he given out i wonder