Plot lines you will never see in Star Trek : The Next Generation

ayatollah

1. The Enterprise encounters a mysterious energy field, and
they've seen it many times before.

2. The Enterprise successfully ferries an alien VIP from one
place to another without incident.

3. The Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists and they
are all OK.

4. Picard, Riker, and Data visit the Holodeck and it works
perfectly.

5. Captain Picard has to make a difficult decision about a less
advanced people, but the Prime Directive makes it easy.

6. A power surge on the bridge is correctly diagnosed as a faulty
capacitor by a well-trained engineering staff using common
diagnostic equipment.

7. The officers of the Enterprise encounter a new life form,
which later turns out to be a common, well-known life form who
was wearing a funny mask as a joke.

8. A major emergency happens near the Enterprise, but fortunately
some other ships in the area are able to deal with it.

9. The Enterprise kicks in warp speed and hits a large planet
coming from the right that they didn't see in time.

10. The crew of the Enterprise is struck by a mysterious illness,
but the cure is found in the well-stocked sickbay storeroom.

11. Geordie looks at something through his electronic eye band
and realizes he hasn't the faintest idea what he is looking at.

12. While being attacked by Romulans, Picard orders warp speed
and the Enterprise stalls and won't start up without a call to
AAA.

13. Data is passed over for promotion because he cannot
understand the most basic nuances of what people are saying to
him.

14. Wesley Crusher gets beat up by his classmates for being a
geek and he has to start making friends his own age for a change.

15. Counselor Troy makes an analysis that states something other
than that which is blindingly obvious.

16. A mysterious being composed of pure energy tries to enter the
Enterprise's computer but finds out it didn't bring the right
plugs along.

Sangre

My god u missed the best one:

The episode doesn't end with Kirk and the doctor laughing at Spocks inability to unserstand a joke