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Next Season On Fox

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  • 17-04-2002 2:57pm
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    ayatollah
    Registered Users Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭


    Fox Exec's Notes on Suggestions for Upcoming Fox Programming

    a) WHEN OFFICE SUPPLIES ATTACK! (parts I, II, III, IV, V, and
    World's Wackiest)

    Watch the world's stupidest co-workers fall prey to the deadliest
    staplers, tape dispensers, pencil sharpeners, paper shredders,
    copiers, fax machines and file cabinets ever known to man.
    Real-life incidents as captured on video.

    - a definite yes

    b) WORLDS BLOODIEST SHAVING ACCIDENTS!

    What happens when your razor goes out of control? Find out what
    hideously disfiguring scars may await you...or possibly worse!!!

    - definite possibility

    c) WATCHING PAINT DRY!

    Could possibly be the most enthralling Fox special ever aired.

    - to be aired during Sweeps

    d) BIOLOGY

    If by some lucky miracle you missed it in high school, subject
    yourself to the step by step process of dissecting lesser-evolved
    creatures for so-called educational purposes. Or if you didn't
    think it could get any worse the first time...watch this! Hosted
    by Rip Taylor and Shannen Doherty.

    - to be aired next month ... can we say "promotion"??? :-)

    e) GUESS THIS CELEB!

    Fox experts comb through old "Cops!" and "Highway Patrol" footage
    and pick out celebrity law mishaps (you know, where their
    surgically-enhanced faces are blurred to protect "the innocent").
    They have viewers call in and try to guess the celebrity who
    stepped in it!

    - hmmm, could become a weekly game show

    f) 90210 STAR SECRETS

    Find out what the people on "Beverly Hills 90210" know about
    other, more famous, more talented celebrities!

    * Will be given interview style, with excerpts from earlier
    interviews so reporters will not have to interview them
    repeatedly...it costs them money, on top of the fact that they
    seem to hate it a lot.

    - It is still a possibility.

    End of meeting.


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