Spice Girls Reformation

ayatollah

thats right folks the spice girls are reforming but feel they need a fifth member again and as Ginger spice has gotten so skinny that noone has seen her in months you are being given the oportunity to fill the void!!!!!

just fill out the following application form!!!


Name:

Age:

Real Age:

How would you best describe yourself?

( ) An energetic self-starter

( ) A team player

( ) A tasty, albeit untalented, bit of crumpet

Do you have any detectable vestige of talent, besides your tits?

Would it bother you to be the target of unrelenting hatred?

"I am willing to trade sexual favours for a career in the music
industry."

( )Yes ( )No

How many times have you been kicked out of a karaoke bar?

Does nudity bother you? If so, give three excuses for your
portfolio.

Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual
free will in light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical
medicine and modern behavioralist psychology. Just kidding!!
Seriously, do you like leather mini-skirts?

( )Yes ( )No

Are you deceptively attractive in coloured or stroboscopic light?

( )Yes ( )No

Choose an appropriate nickname:

Sexy, Nasty, Sweetie, Syphilis, Lardy, Sickly, Sporty, Slappy.

Choose an appropriate image:

( ) Cute, blonde, appeals to pedophiles

( ) Tub of lard

( ) Bloke. In a tracksuit.

( ) Vacant stare, no discernible brain activity

( ) Terrifying to small children and old men

( ) All of the above

Do you promise to make one album and then go away forever?

( )Yes ( )No

If two trains leave Liverpool an hour apart at 90 kilometers, and
75 kilometers an hour, respectively, how would you look in a
bikini?

If required as part of your contract, would you be willing to
help alleviate Prince Charles's loneliness?

( )Yes ( )No

In space provided, tell us why you want, why you really, really,
want this job.

Our man in Havana

Why would anyone want to join the spice girls?

Bateman

Christ, when I saw that in the latest posts I thought it was the worst news I could get. Good humour alright.

woosaysdan

i wouldnt mind joining the spice girls tink about it getting dressed in the same room as baby spice!!!!! ah sweet as a nut joey, sweet as a nut!!!

ayatollah

yor a strange fish arent you!?!?!

Victor

Well Robbie Williams is reputed to have said something along the lines of the following: "I've been in the Spice Girls, well I've been in two of them anyway"