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12 things not to say to a cop!

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  • 17-04-2002 4:36pm
    #1
    FatB
    Registered Users Posts: 631 ✭✭✭


    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in
    Texas)

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. I pay your salary!

    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
    cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are!

    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
    :D:p:D


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    #2
    Monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Monkey


    During a drug search: "There's nothing up my arse"


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    #3
    Our man in Havana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,476 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Is there a problem officer?


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    #4
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    or if an officer comes up to u and says right son give me ur name. dont say why whats wrong with ur own???!!! and dats talking from experince!!!!!!!!!


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    #5
    Ba$tard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭Ba$tard


    Cop: "...Andddd where do you think yer going?"
    Feen: "...to my destination?"


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