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  • 18-04-2002 7:55am
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    Ba$tard
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    Q: Whats the difference between an apple and an orange?

    J.


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    Lucifer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Lucifer


    theres no such thing as an apple ba$tard


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    Ba$tard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭Ba$tard


    Theres always one ! ;)

    Shucks.. boo hoo hoo
    J.


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    Our man in Havana
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    I dont get that!


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    woosaysdan
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    lol


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    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    I think its basicly bad grammar it should be
    What's the difference between a apple and an orange
    Correct me if im wrong i havent had an english grammar class in quite some time


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    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Originally posted by Mr.Applepie
    I think its basicly bad grammar it should be


    Correct me if im wrong i havent had an english grammar class in quite some time

    You're wrong. Singular of word = a, Singular of word beginning with a vowel = an.

    an apple and an orange. (say it - 'a apple'. it doesn't sound right)


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    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Originally posted by seamus


    You're wrong. Singular of word = a, Singular of word beginning with a vowel = an.

    an apple and an orange. (say it - 'a apple'. it doesn't sound right)
    I bow to your greater knowledge of grammar! me no speak english good anyway. More importantly why is this "joke" funny?


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    Ba$tard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭Ba$tard


    I start singing to APPLE pie...

    "your soo vain, you probably think this joke is about you...your soooo vaiinnnn..blah..blah.."

    J.


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    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Originally posted by Ba$tard
    I start singing to APPLE pie...

    "your soo vain, you probably think this joke is about you...your soooo vaiinnnn..blah..blah.."

    J.
    You may be surprised to hear that i dont as i normally dont refer to myself as Mr.Applepie(oh shock horror!)


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    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Originally posted by Lucifer
    theres no such thing as an apple ba$tard

    But i've heard of a Mr. Applepie bastard!
    BOOM BOOM I'm saying what you're all thinking

    /me leaves the room followed by jeers and boos and flaming toilet paper


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    Neil3030
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    One's a fruit that tastes of apple, the other tastes of orange. duh!:)


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    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    w.t.f is with this queer assed 'joke'?

    that first sentence seems correct in terms of grammer and then ya go on ****in about it?
    "no such thing as an apple " wtf


    One's a fruit that tastes of apple, the other tastes of orange. duh! the only thing that makes some sort of fúckin sense and its a piss take.


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    Ciaran
    Registered Users Posts: 915 ✭✭✭Ciaran


    Originally posted by Gideon
    "no such thing as an apple " wtf

    I think the answer is "there's no such thing as an Apple Bastard" (as opposed to an Orange Bastard).

    Jesus it's not that complicated:rolleyes:


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