You know you are playing CounterStrike too much when you...

Ba$tard

You know you are playing CS too much when you...

You leave your house in the morning through a freshly-smashed back window

Flashbang the family toilet, just incase someone is 'squatting' in there already

You feel naked leaving home without Kevlar & Helmet on

You sit on your roof with an empty Aluminum Foil Roll 'sniping' passers by

When everytime you enter a lift, you shout 'FIRE IN THE HOLE!' and fart till your arse goes red

On the bus, you scream "Stick Together Team"

After you 'use' the 4 grannies at a bus stop you spotted, you expect them to say "Ok, lets go!"

You find $190 in your pocket and ask you spouse for a tenner to get a FlashBang

You hear Footsteps and prepare for all-out combat

You drive crouched

After boarding a plane, you just know some Ba$tard is in the cargo with a loaded MP5Navy

You start strafing around shopping malls

You leave your sunroof open so you can leap out when things get heavy

There are some days when you just cant defuse the 'package' you found in the toilet

Wook

true , all true , guilty as hell !!!

Spunog UIE

heh heh, i know too many people like this its scarey.

Victor

Or when you are leaving a building 'go go go'.

Spiffing

You know you are playing Counter-Strike just after you have joined your first game.

tribble

that is the funniest thing i've read all week

i just realised i can finally enter the house alone and have a better than 50/50 chance of making it to the kitchen!;)

Chowmein

Been up before on the CS boards, but still funny

Sangre

He he guilty as charged

Or when someone pisses you off you dont want too punch them but rather throw down their pants

n.catenthusiast

you know you've been playing cs too much when you start bunny-hoping when you're drunk.
(actually happened..........oh dear)

Originally posted by n.catenthusiast
you know you've been playing cs too much when you start bunny-hoping when you're drunk.
(actually happened..........oh dear)

feck off

Augmerson

Originally posted by Sangre
He he guilty as charged

Or when someone pisses you off you dont want too punch them but rather throw down their pants

Erm....did you mean to say that or are you finally "coming out" Sangre?

Duffman

[CALIBUR]

oh my i have seen stuff like that when people are drunk. And also goes for quake to.

azezil

coming home from lan's i quite frequently find myself looking around for good snipeing positions

Ba$tard

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,

Bunnyhopping when drunk.....Oh jesus.....stop...yer killing me !

Pity women dont try that..espically when its raining and all they have on is a teeshirt
J.

po0k

We all had a rather over-enthusiastic jape at it during a trip to Dav's at GL2.5.
Puddles are stealthy bastards..sneaking up on you.....