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Nun joke turn away now if your easily offend :D

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  • 20-04-2002 6:15pm
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    Stonemason
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    4 nuns waiting at the pearly gates saint peter says to the first one have you sinned she replies i once saw a mans privates. Saint peter says go over there and wash your eyes with holy water and you may enter. He asked the second nun the same question and she replies that she had once touched a mans privates saint peter says go wash your hands in the holy water and you may enter. Next thing the fourth nun pushes past the third nun to the head of the queue saint peter quite put out at her rudeness demands an explanation the nun replies i want to gargle before she sits in it.:D



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    Spunog UIE
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    *chuckle* defo a pub joke.


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    Chowmein
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    N1 :D a good nun joke :)


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    Bottle_of_Smoke
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    hehe, quite whymsical(anyone know how to spell whymsical, it doesnt work in predictive text)


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    Victor
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    Originally posted by Ahamah
    hehe, quite whymsical(anyone know how to spell whymsical, it doesnt work in predictive text)

    Whimsical, from whim.


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    Neil3030
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    Hehehe. I like:D


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    Neil3030
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    BTW The thing i do when im not sure of spelling is to type it in google and if it's wrong it'll come up Did you mean: whimsical.


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    azezil
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    Originally posted by Neil3030
    BTW The thing i do when im not sure of spelling is to type it in google and if it's wrong it'll come up Did you mean: whimsical.
    i just wait for Victor to correct me! ah the mobile dic gotta love it


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    Victor
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    Now, now, it was genuinely witty. :)


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